Water Parody Poems
These Water Parody poems are examples of Parody poems about Water. These are the best examples of Parody Water poems written by international poets.
The 23rd Psalms23 The Lord is well peppered;
I shall add salt,
2 He laid out the green peppers;
and poured the chili sauce,
3 all into my bowl;
that's filled generously...
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parody, analogy, appreciation, bible, character,
The Duckling - Apologies to Edgar Allan PoeOnce before my bedtime, nearing, which I dreaded, fazed and fearing,
Stories mother would read me before she closed and locked my bedroom door...
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humor, parody,
Hamas and Cheese on Rye
What?
Bomb Palestinian women and children
Because Hamas and Cheese are hiding
In people’s basements like a sack of potatoes,
Moldy boxes, and dirt?
Wait!
Hamas is down there
They’re everywhere,
In the...
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cry, parody, war,
Minding Other Peoples’ Affairs or BusinessesMinding other peoples’ affairs or businesses
Some villainous pundits or vile hyenas are the best
In simply doing just that, comrades. They ignore
Their own problems. They leave...
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parody, anti bullying, business, conflict,
Simple Simon"Simon Edy, known as Old Simon, (1709-18 May 1783) was a London beggar who may have served as an inspiration for a popular nursery rhyme....
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parody, allusion, analogy, appreciation, humor,
The Showdown'Twas an ominous moment when rode into town
To its marshal defy and outdraw and gun down
A notorious, murderous varmint named Slade
Who had widows and...
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adventure, history, humor, parody,
A Parody On the Swan By Ogden NashThe swan can poop while sitting down
on water or on its feet on solid ground.
For this Ogden Nash awarded it a crown.
Yet humans on occasion...
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parody, humor,
Moonlit DeathWhen everything else is dark except for the moon,
starlight flickering through the forest trails ,
when no human being stays awake,
on days the...
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parody, beautiful, dark, death, moon,
Deep Dish Pizza**Parody time! Please open your hymnals to "He Lives" as this what you can sing this parody to the tune too.
I eat a deep...
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parody, song,
Lawrence, a Modern Saga, Part the FirstThey called him Lawrence of Neasden
And he dressed in Khaki shorts
And he always rode a camel
Which he kept in his car port
Oblivious to the...
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adventure, fun, irony, parody,
I Wandered Lonely As a Swan"I wandered lonely as a cloud."
...
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bird, feelings, me, parody,
Apologize To the Platters NowOnly poo can make this world seem bright
Only poo can make what's heavy light
Only poo and poo alone can thrill me to the bone
So I...
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fun, humor, music, parody,
Soupercilious
My Favorite Things comes to mind...
a random assortment, a jumble of words
a quotient of portions, quotidian served
quixotic strivings of the great deca-dense
obscured in meaning, eschewing...
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humorous, parody,
Bleach In Flask No Need To MaskImmune to the virus, I am.
I eat green eggs and ham.
That I eat daily with a fork.
Hah, science, I’m no dork!
I use...
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parody, anger, farewell, funny, humor,
Packaged, Dried Instant Earthworm Ramen NoodlesLike Ramen noodles,
packaged, dried worms are instant.
Just add hot water, stir, and eat....
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parody, dark, food, humor, irony,