Flower Parody Poems
These Flower Parody poems are examples of Parody poems about Flower. These are the best examples of Parody Flower poems written by international poets.
Oh How I Hate OkraThere is a food I hate to eat,
I hate it in my mouth
it taste like slime in my mouth,
the nastiest food on earth!
Oh how I...
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Categories:
nature, parody, song,
Slavic Folk SongDon't eat the bear
and the bear won't eat you
Don't stomp on flowers
Don't spit on the dew
If you are a bad person
your life will worsen
But...
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Categories:
parody, animal, flower, happy, music,
Ode To An Unnamed Poet[ to the tune of My Favorite Things ]
Raindrops on dew drops and ponds formed by puddles,
Praising when phrasing bewilders, befuddles,
Nice sounding lyrics that don’t...
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Categories:
nonsense, parody,
Categories:
beautiful, flower, parody, poetry,
A Flower AloneIn a muddy flanders field
A lonely flower blooms red
Tears of falling rain for those,
Who were left as dead.
They came as boys ,died as men,
Heroes...
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Categories:
age, parody, soldier, war,
VomitAm I vomiting?
Or do I throw down instead of up.
Singing with a sudden frown,
In barf upon a promised gown.
I wore it to prom as a...
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Categories:
art, humor, humorous, parody,
PauseIn this futility for materialism
Pause to realize
It's only a flower to flourish at dawn n fade by dusk
In this race for achievement
Pause to analyze
Has manipulation...
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Categories:
parody,
Winkers Are Not Soldiers, Yet We Die[with apologies to Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae]
We are the winkers! Short days ago,
We played all night, until dawn's glow,
Squopped and were squopped: for here we...
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Categories:
parody, death, flower, games, humor,
A Case of MisunderstandingsNo, you’re brain does not have a viral inflection ...
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humor, irony, language, parody,
Political Parody of Roses Are RedRoses are red
Lilies are pale
A politician
Should be in jail
(Sorry did I say one politician? I meant most of them)...
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Categories:
flower, parody, political,
More Than a Significant Other - Iambic MeterMORE THAN A SIGNIFICANT OTHER - IAMBIC METER!
“Come live / with me / and be / my love.”
I ask of you this because you are...
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Categories:
fantasy, feelings, innocence, parody,
Flower GirlI saw you from across the bar,
Your eye shadow immaculate,
Your skin a pleasing, pale hue,
Your brown hair laced around a band of plastic flowers,
Your supple...
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Categories:
funny, parody, people, may,
Plant ManagementThe M.D. and his gardener stood admiring the borders
"How’s business?" Asked the gardener "I hear your loosing orders".
"That’s true" replied the M.D. "I’m about to...
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parody
Aha: a Poetic Noetic Instantiation In Three Actsrushing inference, imminent insight
suddenly its clear, a gut feeling
swooning, reeling,
cross-connected hemi-sphere
syncopated, reverberated, totally aware
open bi-ways, ahh blue-sky...
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music, mystery, parody, peace,
RestrictedtooMisspelled words and drawn remarks lend palatable distinction to the AIR
surrounding this
poems. The meaning of a word takes from the birth of the...
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Categories:
fantasy, funny, parody, satire