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Flower Parody Poems

These Flower Parody poems are examples of Parody poems about Flower. These are the best examples of Parody Flower poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Oh How I Hate Okra
There is a food I hate to eat,
I hate it in my mouth
it taste like slime in my mouth,
the nastiest food on earth!

Oh how I...

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Categories: nature, parody, song,



Premium Member Slavic Folk Song
Don't eat the bear 
and the bear won't eat you
Don't stomp on flowers
Don't spit on the dew
If you are a bad person
your life will worsen
But...

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Categories: parody, animal, flower, happy, music,

Premium Member Ode To An Unnamed Poet
[ to the tune of My Favorite Things ]

Raindrops on dew drops and ponds formed by puddles,
Praising when phrasing bewilders, befuddles,
Nice sounding lyrics that don’t...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, parody,

Epigram b
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        Frenetic digits

             ...

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Categories: beautiful, flower, parody, poetry,

A Flower Alone
In a muddy flanders field 
A lonely flower blooms red
Tears of falling rain for those,
Who were left as dead.

They came as boys ,died as men,
Heroes...

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Categories: age, parody, soldier, war,



Premium Member Vomit
Am I vomiting?
Or do I throw down instead of up.
Singing with a sudden frown,
In barf upon a promised gown.

I wore it to prom as a...

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Categories: art, humor, humorous, parody,

Pause
In this futility for materialism
Pause to realize
It's only a flower to flourish at dawn n fade by dusk

In this race for achievement
Pause to analyze
Has manipulation...

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Categories: parody,

Premium Member Winkers Are Not Soldiers, Yet We Die
[with apologies to Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae]

We are the winkers! Short days ago,
We played all night, until dawn's glow,
Squopped and were squopped: for here we...

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Categories: parody, death, flower, games, humor,

A Case of Misunderstandings
No, you’re brain does not have a viral inflection                ...

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© John Beam  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor, irony, language, parody,

Political Parody of Roses Are Red
Roses are red
Lilies are pale
A politician
Should be in jail

(Sorry did I say one politician? I meant most of them)...

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Categories: flower, parody, political,

More Than a Significant Other - Iambic Meter
MORE THAN A SIGNIFICANT OTHER - IAMBIC METER!

“Come live / with me / and be / my love.”

I ask of you this because you are...

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Categories: fantasy, feelings, innocence, parody,

Flower Girl
I saw you from across the bar,
Your eye shadow immaculate,
Your skin a pleasing, pale hue,
Your brown hair laced around a band of plastic flowers,
Your supple...

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Categories: funny, parody, people, may,

Plant Management
The M.D. and his gardener stood admiring the borders
"How’s business?" Asked the gardener "I hear your loosing orders".
"That’s true" replied the M.D. "I’m about to...

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© Roy May  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: parody

Aha: a Poetic Noetic Instantiation In Three Acts
rushing inference, imminent insight
suddenly its clear, a gut feeling
       swooning, reeling,
 cross-connected hemi-sphere
syncopated, reverberated, totally aware

open bi-ways, ahh blue-sky...

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Categories: music, mystery, parody, peace,

Restrictedtoo
Misspelled words and drawn remarks lend palatable distinction to the AIR 
surrounding this 
poems. The meaning of a word takes from the birth of the...

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Categories: fantasy, funny, parody, satire


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