If you've a hole in the roof, you'll see clouds
A hole in your plane, you'll be kissing ground
but if your panties have holes
sensitive bits may just show
and you'll be working the wrong side of town
Are you aware of a website called “Pantie Waste”
Yup! We can buy second-hand panties, not very chaste
Is this an internet stunt
Nope, a personal affront
Unbelievably disgusting, I rule this one off-base
(Check it out.... it's for real!
My shrink said try something new:
Found a new recipe,
Made lamb chops barbecue,
When my husband dug in
He said ugh, oh, pee-ee-yew!
So I bought a new nightie:
See-through lace and bejeweled,
With matching sheer pantie;
My husband shut his eyes,
Said that vision does fright me.
So I signed up at a gym:
Rid the fridge of all treats;
Thought this will impress him;
He said you won’t commit
And you will never be slim.
So I found a better shrink
And a new lawyer, too;
Signed the papers in ink;
Now I live for myself
With my husband’s chink-a-chink.
10/16/2018
Hoo Ha or pee pee
Trouser or skirt
Football or Barbie
What can it hurt
Pink or blue
Stiletto or flat
Pantie or brief
Where are you at?
Sugar and spice
Snips and snails
Flip it over
Always comes up tails
Tough Tom
Nelly Nancy
All made up
But never fancy
Child of love
Love my child
Take it as it comes
Mild or wild
Understanding construct
And legislating depravity
Don't always side
With what we can see
Jane maybe John
And John maybe Jane
But knowing how to love
Is what keeps me sane.
General contractors
For gender construct
Put up drywall
Based on duct
But I want my house
Different from constraint
One that welcomes all
Free from social restraint.
I Give You My Word on this P D
I could find myself falling in love with you easily,
and everyone knows that you're hopelessly in love with me already,
but alas, such a passionate love affair shall never be.
I will never allow myself ever to fall in love with PD.
Yes everyone, P D is a she and this sparky firecracker can't keep her hands off of me,
Not now PD. We have company. Keep it under your dress for now my little PD.
Also PD, I order you to go all day pantie free
just in case theKidster drops by for a quick one from his little PD,
and PD, there's no way to say this easy
but there's much needed room for improvement with you hygienically.
You really do smell my little PD.
Remember my last visit? Your odor knocked me unconscious immediately.
P D then had to call EMS (911) everybody.
It took a whole medical team to revive me from the odor of PD.
The only thing that smells worse than P D to me
is PD's so called poetry.
No P D & Me Ever, so sadly.
I've broken my poor little PD's fragile heart. P D wants me so badly.
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