Sarah Palin
Former governor, limelight failing
Famous quotes sometimes loom big:
You can’t put lipstick on a pig
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palin, political,
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Sarah Palin
a minimum of intellect, a maximum of wailin'
the one thing she's good for
is what most evangelicals claim they have never stood for.
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palin, anniversary,
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Sarah Palin Horn Haiku
Should stop inhaln'
For certain Sarah Palin
For smoother sailn'.
Jim Horn
Categories:
palin, humorous,
Form: Haiku
Geography buff, Sara Palin
On the campaign trail was failing
A speaker and best selling author today
She owes it all to the hilariousious Tina Fey!
Categories:
palin, funny,
Form: Clerihew
The process of dealing with Sarah Pain; without the “L”
without the love;
cold hearted, winking witch
smiles at the faithful’s attempts to see up her skirt,
fantasies about her warm Alaskan bungalow
while the reality of those oil money backers,
the secession movement,
wild, natural environment
being ruined by
unnatural exploitive, racism, avarice
she parts her lips, drinks in the power,
an addict with an hourglass frame
abuses what she has, to punish her family
not to mention her competition
in the warm spring rains before 2012
her campaign takes root, sprouts
and replicates
virus upon virus
until
all that is decent
is dust.
Categories:
palin, allegory, people, philosophy,
Form: Free verse
Sarah Palin Replies to Her History Teacher
By Elton Camp
I don’t care if you were my history teacher in school
By what you ask, you surely must think I’m a fool
For you to say that to your class I now should return,
Why that’s ridiculous and makes my face red burn
I assure you that I know American history very well
And that about almost anything I am very able to tell
You can’t know how bad about your remarks I felt
I’m not some dumb blonde like Eleanor Roosevelt
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palin, funnyhistory,
Form: Rhyme
little palin girl
i saw your little world
i saw the little momma
the promise of i'm gonna
be a great woman someday
you stole my heart
from your mothers part
when i saw your hand lick
your babys head
my soul said STOP!
didn't you watch
everywhere that babys been
from wishful mother
then to father
then to next of kin
little palin girl
i saw your world
and speeches didn't matter
some folks judge candidates
by who's speech is better
but one thing i saw and
it caught my eye
and i thought it was
very clever
i saw the love paul spoke about
between you and your brother
(Corinthians 13: 4-10)
Categories:
palin, political
Form: I do not know?