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Premium Member Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin Former governor, limelight failing Famous quotes sometimes loom big: You can’t put lipstick on a pig...

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Categories: palin, political,
Form: Clerihew
Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin a minimum of intellect, a maximum of wailin' the one thing she's good for is what most evangelicals claim they have never stood for....

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Categories: palin, anniversary,
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Sarah Palin Horn Haiku
Sarah Palin Horn Haiku Should stop inhaln' For certain Sarah Palin For smoother sailn'. Jim Horn...

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Categories: palin, humorous,
Form: Haiku
Sara Palin
Geography buff, Sara Palin On the campaign trail was failing A speaker and best selling author today She owes it all to the hilariousious Tina Fey!...

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Categories: palin, funny,
Form: Clerihew
Facing Palin
The process of dealing with Sarah Pain; without the “L” without the love; cold hearted, winking witch smiles at the faithful’s attempts to see up her skirt, fantasies about her warm Alaskan bungalow while the reality of those oil money backers, the secession movement, wild, natural environment being ruined by unnatural exploitive, racism, avarice she parts her lips, drinks in the power, an addict with...

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Categories: palin, allegory, people, philosophy,
Form: Free verse



Sarah Palin Answers Her History Teacher
Sarah Palin Replies to Her History Teacher By Elton Camp I don’t care if you were my history teacher in school By what you ask, you surely must think I’m a fool For you to say that to your class I now should return, Why that’s ridiculous and makes my face red burn I assure you that I know American history...

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Categories: palin, funnyhistory,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Crucifixion of Sarah Palin
Upon Sarah Palin, The media is wailing, While economy is failing, A woman will do, For fault to pursue, But as governor in her state, Things are looking great, Alas,,,,,ka,,,,,ha, We make our own way, We need no bail, Bureaucrats heads to swell, She’s beautiful and bold, Said, I believe in love’s gold, We will climb our own knoll, In the Jesus fold, Left office to end it, As an Alaskan...

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Categories: palin, inspirational, love
Form: Rhyme
Little Palin Girl
little palin girl i saw your little world i saw the little momma the promise of i'm gonna be a great woman someday you stole my heart from your mothers part when i saw your hand lick your babys head my soul said STOP! didn't you watch everywhere that babys been from wishful mother then to father then to next of kin little palin girl i saw your world and speeches didn't...

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Categories: palin, political
Form: I do not know?

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