They Called Me Fat and I Laughed
...They called me fat and I laughed.
They called my mother an idiot and I rolled my eyes.
They threw out names so hard and fast
I had to get a baseball bat to start hitting them into right field.
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Categories:
overhanded, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Free verse
Wheelydoodler Fickledabbler Nuddogger
...The Wheelydoodler fickledabbler nuddogger irritated me beyond belief!
But he did not thunderbait me as badly as he thunderbaited Poosnortaflasher.
Poosnortaflasher told me had never felt so nuddogg...
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Categories:
overhanded, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Vogon Poetry
They Did Not Tell, They Are Not Snitches
...I was sitting in a meeting quietly, trying to act serious
When the good friend behind me fiddled with my chair, something furious.
I traveled down hard and fast, completely jarred, as I landed.
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Categories:
overhanded, funny, hilarious, humor,
Form: Rhyme