Caren Krutsinger Poet Vogon Poetry

Wheelydoodler Fickledabbler Nuddogger

The Wheelydoodler fickledabbler nuddogger irritated me beyond belief!
But he did not thunderbait me as badly as he thunderbaited Poosnortaflasher.
Poosnortaflasher told me had never felt so nuddogger irritated in her life.
What did that wheelydoodler fickledabbler nuddogger do?  She asked me. 

I was gaslumitertoot in my sly, overhanded way of telling her the truth.
She asked for it, right? Her family comes from a humperwadlebut line. 
That wheelydoodler fickledabbler nuddogger went on spidalswatch without me.
No kidding! She was gumsmacked, bamboozled. Humperwadlebut was oozing.

Step over to my kitchen for some warm brittlesnitch right out of the oven.
You are certainly a screenscraper! She said, you know how to get to my igglenoggin.
So her Humperwadlebut self and my gumsmacked bamboozled self  sat.
Ate the entire brittlesnitch while gumming about  that fickledabbler nuddogger.

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Anil Deo April 23, 2020 at 9:11 PM That is so much fun (but the tongues felt tortured!) Now I hope Humperwaddlebutt likes this as much as I did. shalom, shalOM. Blessings always, ANIL Caren Krutsinger April 24, 2020 at 6:55 AM It was crazy but someone gave us all of these made-up words in a word list and we had to use them all.