Out Of Play Poems - Poems about Out Of Play

I dearly love a good loofah indeed I do how about you I'll loofah here loofah there loofah nearly everywhere and whomever invented the loofah did an excellent thing even the name 'loofah' has a mighty fine ring but I'm willing to bet when day is done buying a loofah better yet for the price of one is definitely a twofer oh and would you be so good if you please don't...

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To date the snorthog has only been seen late at night in the bedroom disturbing me and my dreams first he hogs the bedclothes then snorts up a storm while I lie awake counting sheep trying to keep warm but before I become a grumbly old grouch there is yet one solution have him sleep on the couch ...

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'Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! all stand,' said the bailiff before remand, as legal eagles had looked for loopholes, flaws in the law, large enough to lose a lorry, is that what they became lawyers for? If I had taken their advice, blindly handed out to me, I'd have gone directly to jail, if not in a trice. Attorneys, barristers, solicitors, ambulance chasers, searching for victims so they may...

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Speaking from experience as not one to falter at the altar its no illusion why I came to this wedded bliss conclusion the institution of marriage is one I won't disparage for better or worse wedlock is the bedrock of civilisation and of course the only reason for divorce ...

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I took the road less traveled to hear if a falling tree with no one around (aside from yours truly) does make a sound but lost my way veered far astray and for the life of me couldn't see the forest for the trees but if I could it would feel so good not a bump on a log nor lump on a stump as then I'd be...

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mixed bag of misgivings misconstrued Mrs. Mulligan’s miscomprehensions misunderstood. Miserable Mrs. M. mistrusted Minnesota moderators’ misuse of mockery and mimicry. Monkeyshine mix up, monopolized moronic mood, a monumental mortiferous mistake made by many....

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Alas, all this pile, has not got much sense, Ha’pence for all the lot; Had but a clue I been taught, I’d not compose utter rot. ...

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If intent and actions are cause and effect and influence the future what you give is what you get and yet what about children caught in the crossfire when very young murdered in man's mire they have not yet begun to live and love is all they have to give so much for karma symbolised by the lotus flower but whereabouts is it in their most needed hour forsaken by fortune they...

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I don't wanna be a wannabe no more waiting for opportunity to come a'knocking on my open door and the day she does tho' the lights are on there's no one home as I'll probably be out to lunch knowing me so I wanna see 'Been there, done that!' on my resumé because I'm oh-so tired of being a never-was ...

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You know it's not what you know or who you know it's what you know about whom you know and I know you know 'You know' are the most abused over-used words today you know I'd be happy if never again I hear anyone say 'You know' but wherever you go there they are on the lips of all your friends and you know it never ends they're on TV and radio I'm so tired of listening to 'You know' you...

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To meet converse give me a ring hmu perchance communicate 'twould be a fine thing if it were so but no wtf lower case letters and emojis are the way of the day mostly with nothing much to say smh no wonder the globe is warming with all the power used and abused omg but what did they find to fill their tiny minds lol before they owned their so-called smart phone idk ...

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pandemonium preceded Paula Paulson’s painstakingly prissily packed packsack. Pathetic poetic Parnassian provided paramount particulars, a peep and a peek into Paula Paulson’s persnickety personality....

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The Cat in a Hat sat on a mat (the mat was flat) when Pat a bat who was fat (a flying rat) chasing a gnat (the gnat went zzzat) dropped in (splat!) for a chat (what a brat) but (tit for tat) was told to scat imagine that! (Moral of the story: Uninvited unwelcome) ...

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When asked, 'If the orchestra conductor had made an effort more concerted not to miss the concert and a sordid scene averted, would he have been less disconcerted?' "Don’t ask me, I’m only the drummer," replied I in chagrin. And, altho' the name of my favourite band is the one I am currently in, I do like the sound of the moniker, 'Big Ben,' it's...

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They dressed me up in tinsel and lametta I recall stood me in a corner not as a wallflower I was the belle of the ball but now my needles shedding the moment I've been dreading limp lonely forgotten neglected not long before I'm ejected and two weeks later here am I a sad and sorry sight to behold enough to make one cry discarded by the...

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