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Wedding Out Of Order Poems

These Wedding Out Of Order poems are examples of Out Of Order poems about Wedding. These are the best examples of Out Of Order Wedding poems written by international poets.

Ted's Male Order Bride Footles

Gets book
Takes look

Vast choice 
Likes ‘Joyce’

Her smiles
Beguiles

Brown Eyes
Trim thighs

Red lips
Slim hips

Pert 'ass'
She’ll pass!

HUGE chest …
Impressed!

Ted’s rash
Pays cash

Wants bride
By side

His home
In Rome

Joyce flies
In skies

On plane
From Spain

His...

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Categories: out of order, humorous, relationship, wedding,

Mail Order Bride Part 2 - For Arthur Vaso - Bawdy Limerick

Ted purchased an Internet bride 
She arrived and stood at Ted’s side
But imagine Ted’s shock –
His new ‘bride’ had a cock
Ted’s chagrin cannot be denied

Ted...

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Categories: out of order, betrayal, humorous, sad love,

Mail Order Brides - Let the Buyer Beware

Ted hunted high and low when trying to find the perfect wife
She must be subservient and fit in with his mundane life

The Internet looked promising...

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Categories: out of order, confusion, funny love, humorous,

Marriage Is a World Order

In the golden book of paradise
Marriages are noted by the angels 
Marriage is a pronouncement of two unknowns as a known
North and South,West and East,...

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Categories: out of order, beauty, family, journey,

Lace On Order

Art talking to the sun
Warm conversation 
Like mints after meals fine
Log fire burning 
Sent moods
Creating silent stew
Calm language in process
Enjoyment stance
Write home 
Story needs to...

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Categories: out of order, imagination, love, romance,

Z2a In A2z Order

# 89	
...And now a poem by Red:
...And we all say "forget it"
...I just want your kiss
Agent Arkansas 90766 BETA 
Alone and Love	
An encyclopedia of Lore...

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Categories: out of order, business, me, world, old,