Jan Allison Poet Footle

Ted's Male Order Bride Footles

Gets book
Takes look

Vast choice 
Likes ‘Joyce’

Her smiles
Beguiles

Brown Eyes
Trim thighs

Red lips
Slim hips

Pert 'ass'
She’ll pass!

HUGE chest …
Impressed!

Ted’s rash
Pays cash

Wants bride
By side

His home
In Rome

Joyce flies
In skies

On plane
From Spain

His ‘bride’
Is WIDE

Huge bum
And Tum

Not young
Ted’s stung

You Lied
He cried

Fat cow…
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John Michaels April 2, 2017 at 5:08 AM This is brilliant!! Very funny Footles - made me laugh out loud, especially "His 'bride' / Is WIDE"... :) Jan Allison April 3, 2017 at 3:07 PM I simply adore the footles form and once I start I can't stop writing them:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux March 25, 2017 at 9:12 AM Mail order bride, no assembly required! Jan Allison March 26, 2017 at 5:26 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus March 21, 2017 at 4:35 PM Oh dear!:) These online orders can be so very tricky...I think I'll quickly go cancel mine! If Ted got a cow I might get a sow! Enjoyed this funny sequence, Jan. Keep your footles coming in! Hugs // paul Jan Allison March 21, 2017 at 4:36 PM I do love the fun in these short poems Paul:-) I hope you enter the contest:-) hugs jan xxx

Roy Pett March 21, 2017 at 11:53 AM Brilliant Jan, Ted don't have much luck, poor Ted, face red, loving these footles, Roy. :)) Jan Allison March 21, 2017 at 12:59 PM ha ha ha great one Roy - do join in the contest or just have a go at writing the footle form:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats March 21, 2017 at 8:37 AM Your style, I smile. Boo hoo, Ted's woo. Hi Jan! Just now getting caught up on your sillies after a couple weeks off. U been busy and silly as ever. Love it! Huggadoodle oohs ~ j Jan Allison March 21, 2017 at 12:58 PM Glad you are back in time to join in the contest John lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Elizabeth Kinch March 21, 2017 at 8:05 AM Another great footle from you Jan. :) Jan Allison March 21, 2017 at 12:58 PM Thanks Elizabeth:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White March 21, 2017 at 3:00 AM Ted's MALE order bride, I hoped it would be me ;) Jan Allison March 21, 2017 at 7:30 AM Hey cyber hubby I must put up our marriage poem sometime lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. March 20, 2017 at 10:56 PM Lol! Jan, This was hilarious. Your footles create "funny" images . Great job:-) Alexis Jan Allison March 21, 2017 at 7:30 AM Hope you will be inspired to enter the contest Alexis:-) hugs jan xx

Cheryl Hoffman March 20, 2017 at 10:25 PM Lol, this probably is all too common unfortunately! Made me smile imagining the whole scene! Very humorous footle Jan! Enjoyed~Che :) Jan Allison March 21, 2017 at 7:29 AM I love the humour in so few lines Cheryl:-) Do have a go and enter my contest if the form attracts you to write:-) hugs Jan xx

Matthew Anish March 20, 2017 at 10:07 PM You tell a sad tale which is probably all too common! Do you know the song "The Things we Do for Love". You captured a frustrating scene very well here! Peace &Love Matthew Anish Jan Allison March 21, 2017 at 7:28 AM Yes I like that 10cc song matthew:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May March 20, 2017 at 9:24 PM Lol..Nicely done Jan.. Jan Allison March 21, 2017 at 7:23 AM Thanks Joseph I love the footle form:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso March 20, 2017 at 9:02 PM Hilarious, I think he choose Mia! LOL Jan Allison March 21, 2017 at 7:14 AM I can't resist the footle form lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues March 20, 2017 at 8:54 PM I love these mail order brides! Great theme! Jan Allison March 21, 2017 at 7:12 AM Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer March 20, 2017 at 7:46 PM hilarious! you've outdone yourself with these, jan! Jan Allison March 20, 2017 at 7:50 PM Thanks Ilene - I went out tonight to a talk at a local pub and got inspired whilst I was starting for the speaker to get the slide show sorted out. Just to let you know that both my brain scans were clear - woohoo I have a brain:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith March 20, 2017 at 7:42 PM nice ruse...you lose....wont last...run fast Jan Allison March 20, 2017 at 7:44 PM It must be such a risk to buy love off the internet Tim but I guess for some folks its the only way they have of finding a wife and they can get badly stung:-( hugs jan xx