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Happy Out Of Gas Poems

These Happy Out Of Gas poems are examples of Out Of Gas poems about Happy. These are the best examples of Out Of Gas Happy poems written by international poets.


Passing Gas In the Name of Love
here we are in a spinning glove
passing gas in the name of love
on a lazy day happily doing nothing
exchanging humorous kisses and hilariously strategic touching
it...

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Categories: out of gas, beautiful, god, happy, inspirational



Noisily Obsessed
"Fart Proudly!" Benjamin Franklin Once Wrote
A troublesome guest is best not to tote
For happy intestines
It was Ben's suggestion
A good fart is worthy of a good...

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Categories: out of gas, allusion, animal, fun, funny,

Premium Member I'M a Gas - It's Official -
An ultrasound scan of my tum
Showed lots of foul gas soon will come
I try to hold it in
But much to my chagrin
Foul farts are shooting...

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Categories: out of gas, health, humorous, wind,

Premium Member Gas Station Chocolates
Here's a box of gas station chocolates 
for all the raunch I've put you through...
and a fist full of grocery store roses 
to wash away...

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Categories: out of gas, valentines day,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things