Oinking Poems - Poems about Oinking

SPECIAL DAY WITH OUR SPECIAL CHILD

...
Zooming around the room in wheel chair-moves
our child greets us by his beeping toy’s cheer
allowing pets to bark and meow freely.

Gesturing to hush ...

Porker The Stalker

...
I have a porker as a stalker; it keeps following me down the street
I cannot talk to my friends, as it keeps oinking when I try to speak

Doesn’t it have an owner it can go home to, and as leave...

Daiya Vegan Non Dairy Cheesecake Oh Yum

...Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum!

Hard knocks Methacton school alum
ofttimes finds ruining his fate
while squarely planted on me bum
nevertheless felt rightly triangulated 
flashed mo...

Tornadoe

...the sky gets dark
wind it blows
lightening strikes
and rain it flows
hitting the ground
one drop at a time
starting to hail now
hail big as dimes
cars are flying in the air
people hiding und...

I Am Going To Get a Lady Tonight

...I am beautiful he said.
His image agreed.
All proud and pink.

I am the bomb! He said.
His mother was oinking her approval
in the background.

I am going to get a lady he said.
Not with this...

A Trip Around the Zoo

...caramel aardvarks swimming north
  pea-green piglets oinking forth
barking spiders spinning looms
  elephants thunder -- sonic booms

yellow monkeys pick their noses
  perfumed apes pluck pink ...

Cold Feet

...Enervated and energized after cold shower
the perfect tonic to gin body though o'clock
wee hours August thirty one two thousand
nineteen - natural buzz to stave off relished
sleep, thus refueled ...

The Winged Pig

...I think that I shall never see 
A sight as strange as a flying pig .

A winged pig that snout is sky-wised pushed
Against the earth’ fantastic slopping roundness

A winged pig who may fly all d...

Life Is Sow State Unfair

...

So yo’ farm masters
got yo’ phat attractive features
listed on public notice,
at da commodity trading display — touting you as
one fine looking hoofed creature

State Fairs have long...

The Three Little Pigs

...The Three Little Pigs


The three little pigs
Had lost their wigs
So now all the animals saw
Was three little bald wiggly pigs

They had pen and paper
Pigs writing poetry
They said oinking ...

Flights of Pig

...There's nothing quite so graceful as a flying pig. Swooping over lands and seas. Saying hello to birds on the way. No pecking though. Just oinking. Occasionally octagonal birds can speak the dialect ...

Prosecute

...old you must know I was called
I give myself twelve more years
as I never indulged the apostles
just to make sure my pup will be ready
to break an heart long gone in the desert of sahara
hanging...

Farmyard Band

...The cow was playing cowbells,
Giddy Goat joined in on his guitar,
The horse was hoofing bongo drums.
Animals started coming from afar.

The chicken clucked an egg out,
Pig was oinking right in ...

On the Outright Blatant Charbroiling of Christopher Dorner

...oh how they don’t like it when one of their own
turns on them,
oh how they don’t like it when he gets a gun---
oh how easily they lie when their lies are exposed &
now Mr. Dorner is dead,
just like t...

Simple Math

...a nation of increasing unemployment,
severely increasing debt & corporate
greed that does not respect its employees,
treating them like disposable
cogs (to be squeezed for every drop of
blood until d...

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