I have a porker as a stalker; it keeps following me down the street
I cannot talk to my friends, as it keeps oinking when I try to speak
Doesn’t it have an owner it can go home to, and as leave me alone
Once; I tried to lock it out, but, all it did on me is squeal and moan
And, its weird habit of wearing a tutu and doing its pot belly dance
If it had been potty trained, life would have been sweet, no chance
I had enough of her nicking my bed once she farted I disowned her
I stuck posters up with a photo to see if I could find her true owner
3 months later, and still no reply I started to think along other lines
So I put her on the cover of magazines dressing her up to the nines
It wasn’t long before Porker the stalker, had become a renown star
Now; Porker the stalker owns her own limo, with its own liquor bar
Are you still sticking with it here as the tale gets even more bizarre
She met a prize pig up Ohio who played guitar and was a superstar
It wasn’t long before they got wedded, and had piglets by the score
Where; at long last, Porker the stalker, was not my stalker anymore
Categories:
oinking, animal, appreciation, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
the sky gets dark
wind it blows
lightening strikes
and rain it flows
hitting the ground
one drop at a time
starting to hail now
hail big as dimes
cars are flying in the air
people hiding under there
watching houses disappear
barns ripped apart like dihearra
cows are mowing
roosters try to crow
the pigs oinking with no where to go
finnally it all comes to a end
but all that is left is a rainbow with no end
Categories:
oinking, natural disasters, weather,
Form: Rhyme
I am beautiful he said.
His image agreed.
All proud and pink.
I am the bomb! He said.
His mother was oinking her approval
in the background.
I am going to get a lady he said.
Not with this attitude the mirror thought
But wisely kept this to herself.
Categories:
oinking, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse
caramel aardvarks swimming north
pea-green piglets oinking forth
barking spiders spinning looms
elephants thunder -- sonic booms
yellow monkeys pick their noses
perfumed apes pluck pink roses
dwarf giraffe can't find his neck
kamikaze pigeons bombard poop decks
paisley zebras soar into space
mini-rhinos can't keep pace
professorial owls release giant burps
as orange flamingo soup they slurp
i thought i'd take a trip around the zoo
just for kicks, took some LSD too
Categories:
oinking, animal, change, drug, silly,
Form: Light Verse
I think that I shall never see
A sight as strange as a flying pig .
A winged pig that snout is sky-wised pushed
Against the earth’ fantastic slopping roundness
A winged pig who may fly all day,
And lifts whimsicality toward higher climes;
A pig that flutters in the icy air
A flap of wings and oinking there ;
Upon whose flight our imagination ascend
Our imitations in inward horizon up-sweeps logic .
Fall guys like me write poems,
But only metaphors like flying pigs
Can rise in ink stained skies and barnstorm
the very gates of eternity with winged couplets.
Categories:
oinking, art, creation, missing, write,
Form: Free verse
There's nothing quite so graceful as a flying pig. Swooping over lands and seas. Saying hello to birds on the way. No pecking though. Just oinking. Occasionally octagonal birds can speak the dialect of oink. As avocados sleep quite peacefully below with the buffalo on the plains. From high up above it can be ascertained that the tents can be seen. Magnified by an inner eye. And located by snout smelling capabilities. Little furry bundles of mice and shrews wave pink flags as the trotters pass. Oh how marvellously enchanting it all is. Say hi to big bird for me you squirrel there in that tree. Languages linguistically leaning learning. And landing not prohibited in a cart or an abattoir. So apples must rise to be consumed. Hahahaha oink multiplication table hahahaha divisions of a quagmire of troublesome clouds. Xxxx sus scrofula domestica suide z
Categories:
oinking, animal,
Form: I do not know?
old you must know I was called
I give myself twelve more years
as I never indulged the apostles
just to make sure my pup will be ready
to break an heart long gone in the desert of sahara
hanging on the edge I thrive the walk and the barking
sand in my sandals I can still run and swim you to the end
the camel I never rode hiding in the shade a bicycle
I pedal my trade folding to take a ride in a taxi for the finish
and you pigs oinking in a sty I do not care as I am free
Categories:
oinking, allah, , cute,
Form: Free verse
The cow was playing cowbells,
Giddy Goat joined in on his guitar,
The horse was hoofing bongo drums.
Animals started coming from afar.
The chicken clucked an egg out,
Pig was oinking right in time,
Duck was tinkling on her triangle
While dog was hammering on his chime.
Pussy picked up her piccolo,
Goose was flapping on his flute,
Donkey brayed on a big trombone,
It really was a farmyard hoot!
-more poems like this can be found at:
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Categories:
oinking, kids, funny,
Form: Rhyme
a nation of increasing unemployment,
severely increasing debt & corporate
greed that does not respect its employees,
treating them like disposable
cogs (to be squeezed for every drop of
blood until dead inside & then cast out
onto the sidewalk).
+
a culture of violence.
+
a ready available
.45 caliber shotgun
&
a manhattan street
(fully equipped with piggies
oink oink oinking around &
frothing at the lips with teeth
gnashed for the next chance at
a shootout that will be supported
by the state & paraded in the
mainstream media, creating
“heroes” out of all of them).
=
a dead 41 year old boss at
9:03 am today @ west 33rd
street.
Categories:
oinking, life,
Form: Free verse
Oinking, squealing pigs
Their sounds are not mistaken
Do you think it’s because they know
Soon they’ll be chops, ham and bacon?
Categories:
oinking, animals, children, funny, nature,
Form: I do not know?