I Am Going To Get a Lady Tonight

I am beautiful he said.
His image agreed.
All proud and pink.

I am the bomb! He said.
His mother was oinking her approval
in the background.

I am going to get a lady he said.
Not with this attitude the mirror thought
But wisely kept this to herself.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Baker Avatar
February 11, 2022 at 4:48 PM
Pig humor, I love it! Write On my friend. Bill
Krutsinger Avatar
February 12, 2022 at 1:05 AM
I love pigs!
Rodrigues Avatar
February 11, 2022 at 1:28 PM
The lady will see through his cocksure attitude!
Krutsinger Avatar
February 12, 2022 at 1:06 AM
Oh my Kim. Cocksure. Ha!
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