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I Am Going To Get a Lady Tonight

I am beautiful he said. His image agreed. All proud and pink. I am the bomb! He said. His mother was oinking her approval in the background. I am going to get a lady he said. Not with this attitude the mirror thought But wisely kept this to herself.

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Date: 2/11/2022 4:48:00 PM
Pig humor, I love it! Write On my friend. Bill
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 2/12/2022 1:05:00 AM
I love pigs!
Date: 2/11/2022 1:28:00 PM
The lady will see through his cocksure attitude!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 2/12/2022 1:06:00 AM
Oh my Kim. Cocksure. Ha!

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