Off Colour Poems - Poems about Off Colour

...Methinks I'm overdoing these pep talks You people must be tired and bored I hereby announce, going back to the sillies Worry not, it's off my own accord A niche that's always been my cu......Read the rest...

...I know a young lady won't mention her name Posts naughty stuff often for shame, for shame My kinda filly with that there's no question Her mind can be slanted in a naughty direction T......Read the rest...

...MY OFF COLOUR LOVER I know a young lady, won't mention her name Posts naughty stuff often, for shame, for shame My kinda filly, with that there's no question Her mind can be slanted i......Read the rest...

...The Abortion Morning broke in the Sea of Japan the rainbow was off-colour A day was born. Incomprehensible thought it had power to charm us When it was a reflector of the weather. The rain......Read the rest...

...Once knew this old man named Gus For some reason the girlies made a fuss As he toddled along Singing off-colour songs Much too off-colour for us to discuss......Read the rest...

...‘OFF-COLOUR’ It really was curious; it really was strange: The day that the colours decided to change. It really was freakish; it really was weird: When all of the colours weren’t what they app......Read the rest...

...It's been quite a while Since writing a poem An hour has passed quickly Must challenge my dome Come up with a verse To tickle your fancy Wherever that is Perhaps in your panties N......Read the rest...

...I know a young lady, won't mention her name Posts naughty stuff often, for shame, for shame My kinda filly, with that there's no question Her mind can be slanted in a naughty directi......Read the rest...

...When you're a sheep and feel unwell, it's also often true When dipped into your medicine, you come up feeling blue Blue from your woolly noggin-lid, down to your woolly socks And inside from your ......Read the rest...

...A man walked into a bar one night, he was with a bear and an elephant and they looked like they were spoiling for a fight 'Anyone got a problem with us?' The man asked, knowing, of course ......Read the rest...

...If you're off colour bean bag it If you're not in the zone couch it If you can't center it spa it How is your mental furniture? It says a lot about you if anyone should see it who would you allow o......Read the rest...

...It's been quite a while Since writing a poem An hour has quickly gone by Must challenge my dome Come up with a verse To tickle your fancy Wherever that is Perhaps in your panties ......Read the rest...

...Must thank the censors here on the Soup Been pushing the envelope lately Writing some naughties about bums and farts Allowing me to bend the rules slightly Letting you know I appreciate......Read the rest...

...Methinks I'm overdoing these pep talks You people must be tired and bored I hereby announce, going back to the sillies Worry not, it's of my own accord A niche that's always been my cup of t......Read the rest...

...Time for some silly nonsense Cause I'm feeling extra silly Sometimes it just overtakes me But this time it's a dilly Maybe I'll put a shade on my head Pretend I'm at a party Maybe tell some......Read the rest...