Humorous Note Poems

l saw a note in the wind 
caught up in the fencing 
could it possibly be...? 
was it what I was sensing?

determined to have it...

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Some days are special; others, not so much,
I don’t know why this is the case --
Days when I am completely out of touch
My head’s somewhere...

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As a very young boy of fourteen I set out one night through the week
To meet my girlfriend from Girl Guides, the beautiful Angelique

It was...

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A harpist sent a note
That felt rather sharp.
It left me feeling flat
As a worn-out tune.

Out of rhythm and sync;
Too lento to make the play,
I lacked...

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just a short note

Alice visits monthly
Mad Hatter too.
did you know 
they are a pair now.
Cheshire cat had 
to have dental surgery
braces all gleamy 
through the...

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With all the commercials in the world
Which ones do you remember the most?
Some celebrity with gown unfurled
Perhaps it’s a well-known TV host?

Perhaps a little cute...

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How sweet it must be,
In your ignorant bliss.
No thought for your mind to chew.
Just stare into space, 
With a look on your face.
Of a cretin...

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Political Science
Temporary Tax
Blind Justice
Racial Harmony
Eternal Youth
Honest Lawyer, Car salesman etc.
Utopian Society
Egalitarian Government
Free Lunch...

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Stop writing haikus
They don’t even make sense now
Something something cake...

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