Humorous North Poems

Observing all year around from above, 
Of earthly conflicts, Santa had enough. 
The world has gone viral, 
The peace has gone spiral, 
So Santa stays...

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When the north wind blows, and the aroma is quite bleak
Be careful with the push, you might get more than a squeak

12/5/21
Your Funniest Couplet Ever...

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At Santa Claus’ pause
Rudolph dims his nose
All the elves find cause
To take time to applause
That Mrs. Claus’ menopause
Isn’t really the first cause
As Santa Claus withdraws
From...

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Snow, mountains, white horse
Flop side to side, bounce and flop
Majestic bumbling king...

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'Twas the night before Christmas at the North Pole.
Santa paced to and fro contemplating his role.
Things were in disarray and Mz Claus was on his...

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The North Pole was all abuzz as only Santa’s Workshop can get.
They were whispering and pointing and throwing a gingerbread fit.
Santa was choosing an aide...

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Why North Needs to Move South

We started out sailing in a sleek sloop
To find poems planted in Poetry Soup
Until after we had looked in plain...

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