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Women Nonsense Poems

These Women Nonsense poems are examples of Nonsense poems about Women. These are the best examples of Nonsense Women poems written by international poets.


Premium Member If When How Where Who And Why?
Why do they say

you can't take money with you when you go?
So what do you do if you go out shopping?

The grass is 'always greener...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, confusion, crazy, funny, riddle,



A Different Light
Bats and snakes, make no mistakes 
                  ...

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Categories: nonsense, beautiful, cute, family, fantasy,

Stinky Pete
My Mate Pete, he loved to have a drink
and this led him to cause the world's biggest stink.
He used to work in a factory that...

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Categories: nonsense, drink, friendship, hero, humorous,

He Kisses Women and They Wince
If you kiss women and they wince
You don't brush your teeth nor mouth rinse.

Check it! They've been doing so, since
And it has added to your...

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Categories: nonsense, care, devotion, health, lust,

Premium Member Calling Dr Love
O, a big burly trucker
got a persimmon pucker.
His mouth shrunk so bad,
he got stuck to a wall.
The doc called Gene Simmons;
though he prefers women,
his tongue-in-cheek...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, silly,



Premium Member Pulp Diction
I've had enough of the usless drivel, hypersenitivity and endless snivels
We're more fulfilled I hear so often, yet the fruit on show to me seems...

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Categories: nonsense, abuse, allegory, anger, community,

Miss Mahleej Sarkari Mms
Teray Mamon say doodh nikaal kar,
Sarkari Doodh ka dahi jama kar,
Private Dahi me madhani fair kar,
Rirak rirak kar makhan nikaloun,
Pfir makhan kay mazay Loun.....
Note.Wuba Luba...

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Categories: daffodils, gender, nonsense, silly,

Premium Member Farm Girls
I love to go swimming
With bowlegged women
The kind comes from riding
Down here at the farm.

There’s cycles of motion
They’ll cause a commotion
The Steve Miller Band says
Will...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense,

Humans Destroying Human Settlements
Humans destroying human settlements.
This is an integral part of war.
The war of two neighboring governments!
You'll be forgiven for asking what for!

Beautiful buildings are hollow shells.
Tangled...

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© Abel Jae  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, abuse, child, earth, men,

Premium Member Deja Vu Racial Disparity
These are not events that took place very far in the past
These are obviously ongoing racial gaffes and contrasts
Where human beings are bombarded and mistreated
Where...

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Categories: nonsense, emotions, humanity, international, mirror,

Premium Member Subtle Socialism
"A man convinced against his own will, is of the same opinion still".


It used to be 

two opinions  
two paths 
two ideologies 
Two Choices

Day...

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Categories: nonsense, abuse, anger, conflict, corruption,

Premium Member Wokes Run Wild
Where women aren't quite women
They're Menstruating folk,
Their gender simply Human,
The world gone truly woke.

Grasping for atonement,
The art of double speak,
The fancy of the moment
Our words...

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Categories: celebrity, humor, nonsense, perspective,

Explicit Thoughts Inside
Since I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...

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Categories: nonsense, betrayal, break up, confidence,

Premium Member Megalomaniac
riches beyond need
life's purpose is greed
over sized ego
education low
such an idiot

built tall tower
abused power
hated women
a sex demon

lied his way
to become
president

racist
fascist

Trump


55555, 4444,333,22,1 how many syllables.com
Carl Krutsinger...

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Categories: nonsense, abuse, angst, anti bullying,

Pluri-Hive of Love
In my lovely hive of pluri-love,
Men shall be the worker bees,
Whereas women shall duly rule
All bees of this pluri-hive of love.

In every hive of this...

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Categories: dream, humorous, imagination, nonsense,


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