Funny Nonsense Poems
These Funny Nonsense poems are examples of Nonsense poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Nonsense Funny poems written by international poets.
Peek-A-Boo Who’s Looking At Youpeek-a-boo who’s looking at you
the book on a shelf is calling
the carrot makes eyes
the watermelon cries
and the dog juggles balls in the morning
peek-a-boo who’s shouting...
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nonsense, crazy, fun, funny, humorous,
The Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide To Treesthe silver birch
it likes to hide
so as you search
at eventide
you find it there with many friends
playing poker through the night
the common oak
a wise...
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nonsense, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Today’s Menu - Food Specialsjam in a sandwich
jam upon toast
jam in puff pastry
jam Sunday roast
jam in a donut
jam served with fries
jam on a cracker
jam curry and rice
jam mash potato
jam...
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nonsense, food, fun, funny, humor,
Advanced Birdwatching For BeginnersCrow (Blackus Menacingus)
large, clever and a scavenger
found in gardens where there’s trees
good at puzzles, can be trained
likes TV shows about celebrities
Blackbird (Blackus Not-A-Pirateus)
common gardeners friend...
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nonsense, bird, fun, funny, humorous,
Jamjam
it’s
sweeter than ham
stickier than a dam
spreadier than a ram
welcomier than spam
jarier than a can
jellier than a plan
though
not drivier than a van
not talkier than a man
not...
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nonsense, crazy, fun, funny, humor,
All in a Day
too soon
this moon
day’s chores
some scores
most not
forgot
deplete
need sleep
morning
warning
disarm
alarm
same old
sixfold
more work
can’t shirk
no fun
undone
work sucks
need bucks...
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funny, money, nonsense, silly,
Lollipopa horse named
Lollipop
dug a hole
a mole
told Lollipop
to stop
but Lollipop
dug
dug
dug
so the mole
trotted with a
clipperty clop
...
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nonsense, animal, fun, funny, horse,
The Midnight Gobbleditchsquake the guisely skwallard
there’s pudding in the fridge
but leave a siley pappledoth
for the midnight gobbleditch
let it eat a munchinfless
and skreel a throbbledue
hide and hope the...
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nonsense, crazy, dark, fun, funny,
Ye Olde Custard Taledessert door dessert door
opens to custard and cream
but jester broke in
with bells and a spoon
. . . and
off with his head!
said the queen
dessert door dessert...
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nonsense, food, fun, funny, humorous,
When I stumbled upon Alice's holeWhen I stumbled upon Alice's hole,
I felt an overwhelming joy envelop my soul.
With little fear of harm or peril,
I could now crawl into the tale...
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fantasy, funny, nonsense, silly,
Sarahstaring at a stereo
in the Serengeti
Sarah getting stir crazy
gotta get out of this ghetto
Sarah saw a
chance and took it
sailed on a sailboat
slowly to Nantucket
thanks wholly
to...
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nonsense, fun, humorous, mental health,
The Pangolin And Penguinat a patio table
sat a pangolin and penguin
pondering
and there they pursued
under a parasol
perusing
diving with questions
delving for answers
they...
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nonsense, fun, humorous, mystery, nature,
Wannabe Wallaby
so
a possum who wanted to be
not a possum but a wallaby
but
a wallaby who wanted to be
a...
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nonsense, animal, fun, funny, humorous,
A Street Clown Named Dennishas he got
the balls
to juggle?
doesn’t he
have
balloons?
only a knife
and a photo
of his mother
not meeting
their gaze
only walking by,
fixed...
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nonsense, celebration, confusion, for him,
I was born in the Year of the RabbitI was born in the Year of the Rabbit,
which left me with a very nasty habit.
I like to nibble on stuff,
sometimes nice, sometimes rough,
and when...
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nonsense, animal, funny love, giggle,