Funny Nonsense Poems
These Funny Nonsense poems are examples of Nonsense poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Nonsense Funny poems written by international poets.
Funny BusinessBusiness
just normal
Busy nurse
with dayful
Buzzy noise
gets headful
Bossy niece
gives earful
Bees knees
surely bestful
Boozy Ness
drinks Lochful
Business
as usual
...
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nonsense, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
See See Under The Seathe seahorses grazed in a field undersea
the jellyfish wobbled at the party
the starfish in their constellations went
the clams secretive tight lipped and silent
the...
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nonsense, animal, fish, fun, humorous,
A Dog And A Frog On A Spoona dog and a frog
who stood on a spoon
and went round the town
in their dressing gown
said the dog to the frog
oh lets spoon to the...
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nonsense, crazy, fun, humorous, imagery,
Old Woodbeardargh
the wooden pirate
with a real leg
‘pon his left shoulder
not a parrot but a peg
argh
his ship inverted
sailed ‘neath the wave
and in his treasure chest
was a...
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nonsense, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny,
What Is That You Speak Ofwhat is this moo you speak of
could it be
upon field and grass
beauty of greenery
in summer’s wain alas
what is this woof you speak of
could it be
upon...
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nonsense, animal, fun, humorous, meaningful,
Skeletons Dancingkreel n krurl
bone twisting brake
skeletons dancing
beturn o bewake
beslide n beclunky
on graveyardy mound
skelebones skelefunky
over graveyardy ground
...
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nonsense, fun, funny, halloween, humorous,
The Crazy World Of The Fruit And Veg Folkmr onion with his mad mad hair
miss pepper with her smoothen skin
mrs lemon looking so so fair
master cauliflower’s complexion
the long long nose of sir carrot
the...
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nonsense, crazy, fun, funny, humorous,
A Fly Flew Onto A Skias a fly flew onto a ski
his weight was just right you see
so off down the mountain went he
could his eyes be any larger? probably
good...
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fun, funny, humorous, nonsense,
Ostrich Learning To Swiman ostrich learning to swim in the sea
his neck like a stick floating vertically
swirling and rounding
and bobbing a wave
an invisible hand stirs a big...
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nonsense, bird, fun, funny, humorous,
Battling TimeI would have been here sooner
But I got in a fight with time
And lost you see.
It wasn't fair.
I slept in a little bit,
and...
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nonsense, change, crazy, fun, funny,
To Sea You SeeI packed my worth on a dinner plate
and walked afar out to sea
you see
I reached an odd little island
shaped like a banana and pea
you see
I...
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nonsense, adventure, fun, funny, humorous,
The Werewolf Who Knitted A Cardiganthe werewolf who knitted a cardigan
began because his gran was ill
as she began but became unwell
with winding winding woven wool
so gran oh gran your...
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fun, humorous, light, nonsense,
Beetroot Bumtroll a troll who whole was tall
taller than not being small
ate nettles thorns flowers and plants
spiders worms and sometimes ants
but they tickled and itched
a...
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fun, funny, humorous, nonsense,
Ding Dong Dang DungDing skipped and skipped and skipped
Dong hopped and hopped and hopped
Dang ran and ran and ran
Dung jumped and jumped and jumped
they laughed in tune
they played...
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nonsense, children, fun, funny, humorous,
Liststhere's something intrinsically poetic about lists…
1.
bread (wholemeal)
twelve eggs
solar panels
occasional frogs
corporate lawyers
steam
2.
onions (red)
tomatoes (finely chopped)
garlic (four cloves)
fireman's ladder (aluminium)
disparity (secretly hidden)...
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nonsense, fun, funny, humorous, life,