Funny Nonsense Poems
These Funny Nonsense poems are examples of Nonsense poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Nonsense Funny poems written by international poets.
Loretta Devil ---- to the tune of Cruella DevilLoretta Devil
Loretta Devil
She thinks she's queen of the hill
When she's hitting that herb at will
The smack of her lips, the glaze in her stare
All the...
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nonsense, age, crazy, funny, health,
A Risque Dream
I had a dream, it was risqué
Read on if you dare
I was at a masquerade ball
And all there were bare.
Except for wearing masks of...
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humorous, nonsense,
NailsMy brother calls me "Hammer Head"
Cause I eat Nails !
My sister calls me "Tacky"
Cause I eat Nails !
My friends call me "Spike"
Just because I eat...
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nonsense, addiction, conflict, emotions, funny,
The Gigglephant And Giraffalaugha gigglephant and giraffalaugh
in a junglement’s delight
did swing on a vine
most of the time
but today decided to fight
set to did they
but laugh did they
and tried...
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nonsense, animal, fun, funny, giggle,
Two, One, or ZeroTwo wiener dogs meet
Each yap loudly, strangely greet
Oddly on the street
Hounds bite other's butt
Owner blames the other's mutt
Not open and shut
I note discreetly,
"Both were...
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nonsense, animal, dog, funny, humor,
If When How Where Who And Why?Why do they say
you can't take money with you when you go?
So what do you do if you go out shopping?
The grass is 'always greener...
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nonsense, confusion, crazy, funny, riddle,
oo'snoop
boo troon
frooing soon
noop
too woon
drooing hoon
noop
shoo shoo
oon
...
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nonsense, fantasy, fun, funny, meaningful,
The Jingly Jibyou know he’s a Jib
the way you can tell
he jingles and jingles
like a jingly bell
but sometimes their jingle
mysteriously goes
then Jibs cry all day
and why, nobody...
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nonsense, character, cute, fun, inspirational,
Hippo Carebulging
burgeoning
bulbous grin
widening
a widened chair
to sit him in
liking
lotions
rubbed on chin
and greying
gruelling
sunburn skin
...
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nonsense, animal, fun, funny, humorous,
Cakecake
caramel iced
donut filled
with custard
if I was a dog
cake
cream layered
sugar topped
jam sponge
cake
this is what I...
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nonsense, dog, food, fun, funny,
Dabble DactylsI have invented a nonce nonsense form: the "dabble dactyl." A dabble dactyl starts out like a double dactyl, but forgets the rules and changes...
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nonsense, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Skipping RopeThe people all gathered they had such hope,
To see magic tricks, I’d shown to the pope.
I jumped and flipped and spun around,
They booed when I...
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nonsense, confusion, funny, games, magic,
The Black FridgeWe put things in the fridge,
To keep them very cold,
But some things in our fridge,
Are getting very old.
Like dear Uncle Ted,
By the loaf of bread,
He’s...
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Categories:
nonsense, dark, family, horror, imagination,
Giving Gifts
Giving gifts ~ required boxes are filled ...
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nonsense, christmas, december, family, friend,
Wrong AnimalI am feeling a bit of remorse
I guess I should have checked my source
The name Billie was on the note
I just assumed it was a...
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Categories:
nonsense, animal, confusion, funny, horse,