Baby Nonsense Poems

The Mother of Invention
Has given birth once more
And her new baby
Is as mad as before

Eddison or Tesla
Would spill their tea
I know because it happens to...

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oops I see human!
and some other.. the strange birds
baby be careful...

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Giving gifts ~ required boxes are filled ...

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Aint what I thought you were
                   ...

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10 o'clock am the morning 
Quest: A country side bike ride.
Molly woke Dolly and Damian.
Woke Everyone on that July 
Morning of 2038. They had a...

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Somewhere in the Andes,
llama mama drama
plays out when he discovers
he’s not the baby daddy,
“I guess alpaca now!”
...

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Aunty baby baby baby ohhhh,,
Baby baby baby oooohhhhhh,,
Your datar is texi you knowww,,
Baby baby baby oooohhhhhh,,
Your datar is texi you knowww,,
Nothing is gonna change thoughh,,
Your...

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[ to the tune of The Lonely Goatherd ]

High on a hill sat a lonely goat turd;
He was by himself ‘cuz the goat was through.
Waiting...

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The crazy neighbor down the street from me,  
always had her multi colored polka dotted curtains open for all to see.  
Music is...

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The boiling pot,                      ...

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Today I write just for you                                       ...

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Running, dripping, or still; 
Life's a faucet, we’re a thirst, 
To never drink our fill.
We drink and think 
We are immune to pain from one...

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Morality how are you
overdue with no clue 
run for your life 
and take no wife  
love how you answered  
in good standard ...

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Have you heard the national pundits scream?
Joe Biden won the election all clean.
But the numbers look crazy
And if you are not lazy
You can take a...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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