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Humorous No Idea Poems

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Premium Member A Great Idea
The principal asked me if I would do counseling with a four-year-old.
I am licensed K-12, but I told her I would.
The issue was hitting.
The child...

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Categories: no idea, child, cute, fun, happy,



Premium Member A Radical Idea For This New Year
My New Year’s resolution
is one I cannot break
A common sense solution -
this year I won’t partake!

Christmas Chastushka - Rules Revised Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Andrea Dietrich

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Categories: no idea, humorous, new year,

Premium Member Opposites Attract
We simply disagree it seems
With each other’s beliefs and esteems
We don’t have the same ideas
Or share the same viewpoints

We don’t know how to get along
Achieve...

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Categories: no idea, humorous, judgement, natural disasters,

Premium Member It Know It Was My Idea
Oh, you did not know Mrs. Klondike said.
Haughty, uppity, not nice in the least.
The festival has been moved and renamed.
The Aprillstica has been re-named?

No way!
I...

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Categories: no idea, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Premium Member I Had a Drink With a Great Idea
A great idea came to my door today, 
Came in, sat down, and said,
“If you work with me, all of the day,
Good times for you...

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Categories: no idea, humor, humorous, imagination,



Hemispheric Idea
Hemispheric Ideas

He was a cleric
With ideas hemispheric;
All were world renown.

Jim Horn...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: no idea, humorous,

Brilliant Idea By Trump
Brilliant Idea By Trump

Trump had a brilliant idea one day
What if nothing he were to say
Big mouth shut he always kept
And we all had calmly...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: no idea, humorous,

Premium Member Finn's Bright Idea
McGee and Finn at the factory again
Early one Monday morn
When Finn turned and said
He should've,  stayed home in bed
For the weekend had made feel...

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Categories: no idea, humor, humorous,

Brilliant Idea On My Brain
Another brilliant idea on my brain dawned
Receive no comments don't have to respond
All of my own poems I may shout about
But always enjoy taking easy...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: no idea, humorous,

Premium Member Here's An Idea
They just don't know how to apologize, do they?
Giving something that's prone to finger bleeds
and even chunkier thighs.
I'll give you the Golden Rule:
with situations like...

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Categories: no idea, anxiety, bereavement, forgiveness, funny

It's a Bad Idea To Beat Up David Banner
I used to be a bully who had really bad manners.
I learned that it's a bad idea to beat up David Banner.
He turned into the...

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Categories: no idea, funny, humor, humorous,

My Wife Has a Great Idea
"OK, I'll try it," I say.
It's just an idea," she said. "Why does there have to be a point?"
"What's the point?" I'd asked.
"I dunno," she...

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© Doug Long  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: no idea, birth, death, fantasy, hindi,

Idea For the Bard
I travelled to Stratford today
(Crossed  the Avon on the way)
In search of The Bard
To give him my card
As I'd had an idea for a...

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Categories: no idea, humorous,


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