A Great Idea

The principal asked me if I would do counseling with a four-year-old.
I am licensed K-12, but I told her I would.
The issue was hitting.
The child was big-eyed, handsome, and enormously charming.

I told him that as the school counselor,
it is my job to make sure everyone has friends.
He told me he does not have any.
I told him that he could get a lot if he made sure he did not hit anyone.
I also congratulated him on not hitting anyone all day that day.
(He was earning a sticker sheet).

After our talk he said “I’ve got a GREAT idea.”
“What is it?”
“I will kiss everybody.”
Uh-oh. New discussion.

He told me that he has ten brothers and eleven sisters.
so I said “If I say to your Mommy, ‘wow, you have twenty-two children! What will she say?”
“She will say I lied,” he told me “because I am lying.”
He is charming and truthful!
A winning combination if you ask me.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Flaherty Avatar
March 25, 2021 at 12:44 PM
More brother's and sister's Than he has class mate's Wow
Flaherty Avatar
March 28, 2021 at 4:38 PM
Classic Caren
Krutsinger Avatar
March 27, 2021 at 4:51 PM
It was the funniest conversation I have had in many moons. I found out later he is an only child.
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