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Humorous No Choice Poems

These Humorous No Choice poems are examples of No Choice poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of No Choice Humorous poems written by international poets.

The Right Choice

the choice to see the right

oh my dear, let me
clarify
the difference between the
lefties, let's give it a try
first, we have the liberals,
quite moderate they are
they...

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Categories: no choice, america, funny, humorous, political,

Horse Thief Makes a Choice

Who would want to be valentines with a silly goose?
“I would!” yelled a horse thief with his head in a noose.
Her daddy cut him down...

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Categories: no choice, humorous,

The Multiple Choice the Beach

Choices and decisions,                      ...

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Categories: no choice, fun, ocean, smile, sun,

Readers Choice

[Quite possibly the most juvenile gag I’ve
ever posted on Soup. In my defence, I was 
probably twelve when I first heard it.]

   ...

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Categories: no choice, books, humorous,

Couldn'T Think of Gardenia

A sweet young lassie from Estonia
Was besought by a boy from Bologna
Taking her to a dance,
He wore his best pants
And gave her a corsage of...

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Categories: no choice, crazy, dance, flower, humorous,

What a Choice

When I was a child,                                         ...

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Categories: no choice, child, graduation, teen, wedding,

Love Is a Shining Coin

love is a shining coin.
only one,
of high or low 
denomination.

see its two sides:
what is said
and 
what is done.

spin it now and call
and we’ll find out
which...

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Categories: no choice, friendship, humorous, imagery, integrity,

Spring Strand Choice 2

Singing birds emerging.
Pretty flowers are blooming.
Rabbits are hopping.
In spring things start living.
Nests of eggs are cracking.
Gardens are now growing.

Written Date: 1/21/2020
Acrostic Rhyme Poem...

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Categories: no choice, bird, flower, spring,

Sorry Buddy I Had No Choice

"SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS CONSTIPATED ,"BILL QUIPPED 
"TALK IN MY GOOD EAR  I'M KINDA DEAF , "BOB DIPPED
 
"SO I PUT TEN PRUNES...

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Categories: no choice, humorous,

The Chosen Or the Choice

I think i've got a handle
On theory "cause and effect"
It's mysterious truth is super-simple
Too simple for a mortal to comprehend
Who among my people
Will dare again...

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Categories: no choice, god, how i feel,