Horse Thief Makes a Choice

Who would want to be valentines with a silly goose? “I would!” yelled a horse thief with his head in a noose. Her daddy cut him down and let him court his daughter. He had no idea that now he’d be in even more hot water! The goose was uppity, she was sneaky, and unkind. At first the horse thief thought he would not mind. But she got worse and worse the longer they were married. He ended up depressed, frenzied and downright harried.