Funny No Choice Poems
These Funny No Choice poems are examples of No Choice poems about Funny. These are the best examples of No Choice Funny poems written by international poets.
Terrific ChoiceTeacher leaves me no instructions.
I am a last second substitute
I will be here an hour, and I have no idea what I am doing.
One of...
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no choice, teacher,
Can'T I Vote PeacefullyOf what essence it is
To fiercely assert a formalised choice
In the name of political honour
That produces terror?
I fight for my party to win
Yet us our...
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no choice, 7th grade, conflict, courage,
The Right Choicethe choice to see the right
oh my dear, let me
clarify
the difference between the
lefties, let's give it a try
first, we have the liberals,
quite moderate they are
they...
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no choice, america, funny, humorous, political,
The Multiple Choice the BeachChoices and decisions, ...
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no choice, fun, ocean, smile, sun,
Santa's ChoiceRudolph's nose shines like a neon cherry
When he's slurping his Santa's Choice Sherry
Drinking eggs mixed with rum
Is so way beyond dumb
Choose Santa's Choice and make...
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no choice, humor,
Caveman SpeakingYou ask me why I live in cave
Caveman not want to be a slave
I take a chance and look around
I see that people act like...
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no choice, change, confusion, crazy, education,
What a ChoiceWhen I was a child, ...
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no choice, child, graduation, teen, wedding,
Apple of My EyeI bargained for apples at lesser price,
said she with a smile “Take it or leave it!”
“they are so delicious and bigger size!”
I bargained for apple...
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no choice, beautiful, crush, cute love,
Spring Strand Choice 2Singing birds emerging.
Pretty flowers are blooming.
Rabbits are hopping.
In spring things start living.
Nests of eggs are cracking.
Gardens are now growing.
Written Date: 1/21/2020
Acrostic Rhyme Poem...
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no choice, bird, flower, spring,
Stonedlooking at a stone
I smile appreciating
earning title stoned....
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no choice, funny, giggle, poetry, simple,
Church Ladies ChoiceThe Church ladies love tongue-tied vicars
Adept at removing their knickers
For many have found
That whetting the mound
Just beats the Hell out of bootlickers...
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no choice, funny, lust,
Choice Words
Sell a black man his favorite enjoy,
a lounge chair plush leather Laz-e-Boy
Such rich cotton irony,
poor speech pickaninny
Risky retail fighting words to employ...
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no choice, funny, humor, truth, wisdom,
Choosing ChoiceA lighter view of the Devizes Neighbourhood Plan
referendum on Thursday 17th September
My alarm clock shouts at me with noisy voice
“Wake up! It’s Thursday...
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no choice, community, confusion, england, humor,
Dumb Luck - Oh, and Ifya Don'T Know, I Wish Question Marks Were a Choice In Titles**** **** **** ****.
There.
I got it outa my system.
The duck and the truck
met the buck and the other duck
and they all live happily thereafter....
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no choice, funny, hope,
Your Choice~~*~~
Sitting at the bar,
thinking about who you are.
Remembering all you've said and done.
and all the events you never showed for.
Wonder to yourself how do...
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no choice, funny, life,