Robert Gorelick Poet Limerick

Santa's Choice

Rudolph's nose shines like a neon cherry
When he's slurping his Santa's Choice Sherry
Drinking eggs mixed with rum
Is so way beyond dumb
Choose Santa's Choice and make Christmas merry

This Christmas, make it Santa's Choice!
               Drink responsibly

A Funny Christmas Or December Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest
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11/26/22

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Valsa George November 27, 2022 at 3:45 AM Quite funny ! I really enjoyed this humorous limerick ! All the Best dear Robert ! Robert Gorelick December 2, 2022 at 1:33 PM It's a good time to bask in Santa's bad habits! Glad you enjoyed.

Anselmo Boles November 26, 2022 at 3:09 PM Santa's probably got a few more naughty habits, but you certainly revealed one of his well hidden quirks. Very funny Robert! Har-har!...ab Robert Gorelick December 2, 2022 at 1:30 PM He uses letters sent to him as hand wipes, don't tell the Mrs! Thanks, ab! Robert

L Milton Hankins November 26, 2022 at 1:10 PM Good one, Robert. I liked the message throughout! Robert Gorelick December 2, 2022 at 1:32 PM You might also want to try Santa's Choice Deodorant, don't ever let 'em see you sweat!