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Santa's Choice

Rudolph's nose shines like a neon cherry When he's slurping his Santa's Choice Sherry Drinking eggs mixed with rum Is so way beyond dumb Choose Santa's Choice and make Christmas merry This Christmas, make it Santa's Choice! Drink responsibly A Funny Christmas Or December Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin Neon (2) syllable counter has as (1) 10/10/6/6/10 11/26/22

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Valsa George

Date: 11/27/2022 3:45:00 AM

Quite funny ! I really enjoyed this humorous limerick ! All the Best dear Robert !

Robert Gorelick
Date: 12/2/2022 1:33:00 PM

It's a good time to bask in Santa's bad habits! Glad you enjoyed.

Anselmo Boles

Date: 11/26/2022 3:09:00 PM

Santa's probably got a few more naughty habits, but you certainly revealed one of his well hidden quirks. Very funny Robert! Har-har!...ab

Robert Gorelick
Date: 12/2/2022 1:30:00 PM

He uses letters sent to him as hand wipes, don't tell the Mrs! Thanks, ab! Robert

L Milton Hankins

Date: 11/26/2022 1:10:00 PM

Good one, Robert. I liked the message throughout!

Robert Gorelick
Date: 12/2/2022 1:32:00 PM

You might also want to try Santa's Choice Deodorant, don't ever let 'em see you sweat!