New Year's Resolutions
...NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS (from a dutiful husband for his loyal wife)
I’ll promise in the year ahead
To never, ever fart in bed,
Nor say how she should get thinner
At our anniversary dinner
To ...
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Categories:
nigella, humorous, love, marriage,
Form: Rhyme
Fleur Fluency
...My (bleeding) heart is filled to overflowing,
To see any growing glad(iolus), garden glowing;
Each sun peached, (petunia) petaled delight,
Is frozen in precious moments of pure delight,
From bur...
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Categories:
nigella, beauty, color, flower, imagery,
Form: Rhyme
Telly Food
...Jamie says
Bish bosh
Cushdy
Mash everything together
Simple so easy to make
Nigella sucks her fingers and utters
Phrases you need a dictionary to decipher
But the only thing everyone w...
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Categories:
nigella, culture,
Form: Free verse
Going To Seed
... “...fallen into the sere, the yellow leaf”
As the Bard penned, describes eloquently
How old age steals up on us like a thief
At night, invisible and silently
We frown at the mirror in ...
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Categories:
nigella, age, beautiful, flower, happiness,
Form: Ottava rima
God's Plan, the Sequel
...This is Horatio's elegy,
He and the mousetrap had synergy,
That's the end of mouse energy,
Alas, Horatio is no more,
That fur friend predator,
He ran into the mousetrap's door,
Alas, Horatio is...
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Categories:
nigella, animal,
Form: Free verse
Nigella Lawson - a Tribute To a Major Appliance - Poetry Contest
...Nigella Lawson
Her food my source of inspiration
Cooking up a storm of exotic tastes
A master chef on the hot plates
09-13-2015...
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Categories:
nigella, food,
Form: Clerihew