Nigel Poems - Poems about Nigel

...Nigel likes to talk about planes And trains and motorbikes. He has a few friends Who like the same. I say to him: "Why does the piston go up and down?" He tells me, But I don't really understan......Read the rest...

...Look Nigel, Boris and Dave are all climbing out of the cave No longer keen to be an MP - they’d rather freak-out at a rave! The Commons have driven them sickly So they’re clearing their desks rath......Read the rest...

...I’ve got a flat tyre. Congratulations, hope you’ll both be very happy. Can you fix it? Are you going to a fancy dress party? I’m getting married, Sherlock. Wow, kept that quiet, who’s ......Read the rest...

...She is far too Left. Once I thought I saw her lurch to the Right - it might have been too much tequila. She eats fancy ice creams and does not care to share. Generally speaking she is aga......Read the rest...

...“The songs are casual and careless in a satisfying way, like the used condom your latest lover left lying on your bedroom floor, a souvenir you’re not yet ready to dispose of.” Candy Cotton, Modern W......Read the rest...

...He was an atheist. He was proud of it. Those who believed in the existence of a Supreme being, and in the survival of the soul after death, Were, for him, dim-witted people worthy only to be Th......Read the rest...

...Here's the scoop, friends... This is, as indicated, the 1st HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd half had to be posted separately due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations. No other way I c......Read the rest...

...She squirmed and wriggled in absolute anticipation, just loving it, eagerly ready for what would come, love making in the most special and intimate way. Slowly Nigel moved his fingers up and down Sta......Read the rest...

...~ NEGATIVE MINDSETTED  NIGEL~ Alas~he only can envision the hopeless! With nary an answer ahead. His land is for him,only of the  following feckless, With no soulful breath, as if he wish......Read the rest...

...In nineteen fifty one, brother Nigel died while mother gave him birth. Folks didn't to talk to one another, but bore their trauma deep beneath. "Best less said," her father's words standing ......Read the rest...

...Great victory, Boris! Still reading Horace? Dear me, Jeremy, his own worst enemy. And Nigel Farage? must be still at large. Has Donald Trump got caught in a sump? Is Vladimir Putin for worl......Read the rest...

...Legend of Fosse Way Riding hard under a moonlight high not a leaf rustling and it troubles my mind In the distance there's music of the lyre and flute rippling over the moors Serenading the ......Read the rest...

...If two heads are better than one How much better is three. For the time has come When Translators cannot agree. Nigel wrote the words in Latin script And much time has passed With many Lear......Read the rest...

...Get into Shape. It's now or never, its time to get this flesh into shape. No excuses, no dithering, I'm starting today, the goal is to get into that wedding dress. Routine is what I need,......Read the rest...

...From my mother's womb I yelled into the room, mattress on the living room floor, my bro I replaced as the youngest, his face as he screamed and ran out through the door. I tell you (no fooling) m......Read the rest...