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Humorous New York Poems

These Humorous New York poems are examples of New York poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of New York Humorous poems written by international poets.


Premium Member In the City of Gilded Glamour
In the city of gilded glamour,
slow motion is seen as an outsider;
a slip of tongue is as common as mocking grins! 
They turn around and...

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Categories: new york, culture, emotions, humorous, language,



The Fule Lord
The follies of fools 
The lord of fools 
The fools that are lords
a leader of the damned 
Insane the minority of minions 
Deplorable and disdained...

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Categories: new york, america, analogy, anger, bullying,

Premium Member 'car 54,' Pandemic-Updated
Hum or Sing this to the 
tune of the theme song
of 'Car 54, Where are You?'

         ...

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Categories: humorous, new york, nostalgia,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: new york, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member The Universe, Narrowed Down To New York
He was a bit overawed
   his topic, too broad
A speech on 'The Universe'
   ought not to be terse

So he narrowed it...

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Categories: new york, city, food, humorous, universe,



Premium Member Hot Dogs a New York Tale
Hot Dogs A New York Tale

There once lived a Mayor named Di Blasio,
Who had steamy, hot desires for Ocasio!
In an effort to woo her and...

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Categories: new york, america, humorous, political,

Premium Member If You Have a Pet Gargoyle
I now live in the country 
Where I can take my pet gargoyle for a brisk walk
Among roosters, foxes, and quail.

They pretend indifference.
None staring
None pointing...

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Categories: new york, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Oscar-Ku 17 -Going My Way
young progressive priest
financially failing Church. . .
swinging on a star






Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved. 
First published 2018 in Hollywood Haiku via...

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Categories: new york, film, humorous, inspirational, new

She Lost Self-Control At the New York Deli
I saw her sitting at a table for one,
her hands were slender as she grabbed a sesame bun,
which was stuffed with three inches of smoked...

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Categories: new york, humorous,

Stopping New York City Traffic
New York City came to great Excitement!
                  ...

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Categories: new york, humorous, religious,

Premium Member A Two-Timer From New York Town
A two-timer cheater from New York town 
Who just enjoys so much to go down 
Stocks tires and his likes 
He owns cars and a...

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Categories: new york, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,


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