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Hot Dogs a New York Tale

Hot Dogs A New York Tale There once lived a Mayor named Di Blasio, Who had steamy, hot desires for Ocasio! In an effort to woo her and all health crackpots, too, He pulled out his very lengthy political lance. "Ah, Divine Maiden, I want you all for my own. For only this for you will I do, I am deporting all unhealthy, evil hot dogs to France." Maiden Ocasio in gratitude fell to her feet. So Nathan's went out of business! Oh how greatly, the New Yorkers wept! Said she: "The world will indeed be Green! You and I will be King and Queen.. No cows, no cars, no steel buildings Divinely, so peachy-clean!" Panagiota Romios 4/25/2019 11:58pm PST Re-edited at 4:25pm PST

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 4/28/2019 7:49:00 AM

Man, I finally get well enough to move around and you take OUT the bawdy part? Soupmail it to me if you might still remember it, Panagiota.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 4/26/2019 3:41:00 AM

Haha a good humourous one to start the day, didn't Bill Clinton use his political Lance lol. Tom

Panagiota Romios
Date: 4/26/2019 6:29:00 PM

Hi Tom..I removed I the bawdy part as much as I liked it, seems .only human excrement is funny here... I liked the original but thought best to disappear the last two lines,to my chagrin! Panagiota

Panagiota Romios
Date: 4/26/2019 3:48:00 AM

Glad you liked it. thank you. Clinton as I recall was into cigars, what an oinker. I never will understand why he's still so popular. Di Blasio is a fruitcake, The NYPD hate him, they turn their backs to him Well, just glad you liked the poem. Never put a bawdy one on line before. ))) Panagiota