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Neddy Poems - Poems about Neddy


Premium Member Fair and Square Humorous Patter Sayings Poetry Contest
...A right and a left and around to the back Line up like horses at the track Queen of hearts, Jack of spades, Gee up Neddy and promenade Allemande left with your best front runner Wink at your......

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Categories: neddy, dance,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Slang Men’s Names in Footles- Part 6
... He’s always So Behind Hasten, Mason Heavenly Guy Sky glow Milo A Great Guy Maxwell acts swell Sure Not Dickie Nixon Tricky Micky Spoiled Guy Bratty Mattie Why We ......

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Categories: neddy, men,
Form: Footle



Premium Member Gee Up Neddy
...Foreign legion, desert sands Long hot days and idle hands Many nights a long time randy Sultry maiden might be handy Sorry son, the colonel said Donkey tied up by the shed You will find no la......

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Categories: neddy, animal, humor, lust,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Eddy Bred
...Why won't mama go to bed Said Ned to Freddy Flake I don't think she has been fed There must be some mistake Freddy gives to Mama Eddy Children for her sake Eddy lives for Papa Freddy And the......

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Categories: neddy, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Just Write
...The challenge... to write a whole load of sh*te No sense and no meaning, no thought waves to fight Don’t think it, don’t plan it, don’t jot down a draft Don’t worry that what you write might turn ......

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Categories: neddy, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme



Neddy and the Wagon
...I'm Neddy the draft horse And of course, I have a job to do, CHOROUS I chauffeur people Round Windsor Town, To take in the view. Neddy the horse goes Clip, clip, clop,......

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Categories: neddy, children, poetry, song,
Form: Verse
The New Farm Animal
...Camelia Rose blew her nose, The noise was quite gigantic, Elouise goose flapped her wings, Other animals were acting frantic. Betsy dog ducked in her kennel As the din echoed round the farm, ......

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Categories: neddy, animal, children, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Bent Neddy
...what am i doin in this bed, what is that big shiela, Fred, oh my God, just strike me ded, she's lunging at me, she's flattened Ned.... re: Russell Sivey 'sweet sweet passion' Don......

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Categories: neddy, adventure,
Form: Ballad

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