Neddy Poems - Poems about Neddy

... He’s always So Behind Hasten, Mason Heavenly Guy Sky glow Milo A Great Guy Maxwell acts swell Sure Not Dickie Nixon Tricky Micky Spoiled Guy Bratty Mattie Why We ......Read the rest...

...Foreign legion, desert sands Long hot days and idle hands Many nights a long time randy Sultry maiden might be handy Sorry son, the colonel said Donkey tied up by the shed You will find no la......Read the rest...

...Why won't mama go to bed Said Ned to Freddy Flake I don't think she has been fed There must be some mistake Freddy gives to Mama Eddy Children for her sake Eddy lives for Papa Freddy And the......Read the rest...

...The challenge... to write a whole load of sh*te No sense and no meaning, no thought waves to fight Don’t think it, don’t plan it, don’t jot down a draft Don’t worry that what you write might turn ......Read the rest...

...I'm Neddy the draft horse And of course, I have a job to do, CHOROUS I chauffeur people Round Windsor Town, To take in the view. Neddy the horse goes Clip, clip, clop,......Read the rest...

...Camelia Rose blew her nose, The noise was quite gigantic, Elouise goose flapped her wings, Other animals were acting frantic. Betsy dog ducked in her kennel As the din echoed round the farm, ......Read the rest...

...what am i doin in this bed, what is that big shiela, Fred, oh my God, just strike me ded, she's lunging at me, she's flattened Ned.... re: Russell Sivey 'sweet sweet passion' Don......Read the rest...