Gee Up Neddy

Foreign legion, desert sands
Long hot days and idle hands
Many nights a long time randy
Sultry maiden might be handy

Sorry son, the colonel said
Donkey tied up by the shed
You will find no ladies here
Donkey’s willing for a beer

Sir, my ardour’s all but busting
But a donkey… that’s disgusting
Son if what you want is loving
It’s the donkey or it’s nothing

Okay, Sir, I’ll try it out
But I’m in a little doubt
So I wonder if you might
Watch to check I do it right

By the shed his pants are down
Even donkey wears a frown
But he’s trained and makes no fuss
Soldier makes a clumsy thrust 

Sir, is this the right technique
Colonel said you crazy freak
The lads all take a donkey ride
To town where all the girls reside
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Date: 9/17/2021 5:45:00 PM
Hello Terry ... please remind me. Which one is the donkey? I got a good giggle with this poem of yours Terry - Lindsay
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Date: 9/17/2021 9:47:00 AM
Your muse may have gone for a Burton, but your humour remains! Well done!
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 9/18/2021 11:08:00 AM
23-years? What a novel idea!
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Terry Flood
Date: 9/17/2021 11:39:00 AM
I’m trying to drag my muse back into the here and now, but other stuff is tying me down a bit, worth it in the end, I hope. In a way, my muse doing a moonlight flit has allowed me to finally persist with a project I’ve abandoned a dozen times. Namely getting my first novel out there… which only took 23 years… don’t know what the rush was! ;-) Terry
Date: 9/17/2021 6:17:00 AM
hahaha, this so brilliantly funny Terry. You are a master at writing these. Emilia : )
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Terry Flood
Date: 9/17/2021 11:40:00 AM
Thanks, Emilia… and you are a master at compliments. Terry
Date: 9/16/2021 8:43:00 AM
(chuckle) Perfect! I loved it...your humor is showing in fine form, Terry.
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Terry Flood
Date: 9/16/2021 11:13:00 AM
A joke from my youth, I thought I’d resurrect. Gkad you enjoyed, Milt. Terry
Date: 9/15/2021 11:10:00 PM
Hilarious!! Loved it, Terry...
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Terry Flood
Date: 9/16/2021 11:13:00 AM
Glad you like this, Mike. Terry
Date: 9/15/2021 10:11:00 PM
hahaha........ poor gomer pyle
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Eve Roper
Date: 9/18/2021 9:52:00 AM
Yes, a naïve and simple minded person
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Terry Flood
Date: 9/16/2021 11:15:00 AM
Thanks, Eve. I’m guessing that Gomer Pyle is a sitcom, legionnaire??? Terry
Date: 9/15/2021 4:46:00 PM
Brilliant Terry, he certainly made an ass of himself. Tom
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Terry Flood
Date: 9/16/2021 11:17:00 AM
Hi, Tom. Glad you enjoyed. Hardly a new joke but worthy of reviving. Terry
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