Gee Up Neddy

Foreign legion, desert sands Long hot days and idle hands Many nights a long time randy Sultry maiden might be handy Sorry son, the colonel said Donkey tied up by the shed You will find no ladies here Donkey’s willing for a beer Sir, my ardour’s all but busting But a donkey… that’s disgusting Son if what you want is loving It’s the donkey or it’s nothing Okay, Sir, I’ll try it out But I’m in a little doubt So I wonder if you might Watch to check I do it right By the shed his pants are down Even donkey wears a frown But he’s trained and makes no fuss Soldier makes a clumsy thrust Sir, is this the right technique Colonel said you crazy freak The lads all take a donkey ride To town where all the girls reside