Eddy Bred

Why won't mama go to bed Said Ned to Freddy Flake I don't think she has been fed There must be some mistake Freddy gives to Mama Eddy Children for her sake Eddy lives for Papa Freddy And their home to make Sunny, Honey, and Baby Bunny Still flip with joy for back rubs Funny Sunny, said that Honey Likes to drip in bathtubs Dizzy brothers, Doug and Dan Are driving Papa crazy Busy mothers never can Do much when dad is lazy Freddy fried the fish he caught That Eddy wouldn't buy Teddy tried the dish for naught And flung the head goodbye Teddy's hummer flew by Freddy Soundly striking sister Sunny Freddy's dumber kid by Eddy Never was profoundly funny Eddy baked a scrumptious plate Of cornbread just for Honey Teddy staked a bumptious trait By stealing corn from Bunny Bunny cried as Sunny tried To wrestle Teddy's dish away Sunny sighed as Honey eyed The plate with Freddy's fish filet Teddy flew to Freddy's bed To flee from Sunny bopping Eddy knew that Teddy's head Was free for Bunny hopping Eddy bagged a loaf of bread To save the best for Neddy Freddy snagged the loaf instead To feed that dumb oaf Teddy Teddy tried the loaf of bread And offered thanks to Freddy Freddy lied because he said He bought the loaf for Teddy Eddy claimed he was misled The bread was made for Neddy Teddy blamed his mom instead And threw the bread at Eddy Eddy stirred the plot again But didn't doubt that day Freddy heard a lot and then He watched her drive away Eddy drove from all the drama Leaving Fred and Teddy too Teddy dove to catch his mama And the bread that Bunny threw.