Bryan Norton Poet Rhyme

Eddy Bred

Why won't mama go to bed
Said Ned to Freddy Flake
I don't think she has been fed
There must be some mistake

Freddy gives to Mama Eddy
Children for her sake
Eddy lives for Papa Freddy
And their home to make

Sunny, Honey, and Baby Bunny
Still flip with joy for back rubs
Funny Sunny, said that Honey
Likes to drip in bathtubs

Dizzy brothers, Doug and Dan
Are driving Papa crazy
Busy mothers never can
Do much when dad is lazy

Freddy fried the fish he caught
That Eddy wouldn't buy
Teddy tried the dish for naught
And flung the head goodbye
 
Teddy's hummer flew by Freddy
Soundly striking sister Sunny
Freddy's dumber kid by Eddy
Never was profoundly funny

Eddy baked a scrumptious plate
Of cornbread just for Honey 
Teddy staked a bumptious trait
By stealing corn from Bunny

Bunny cried as Sunny tried
To wrestle Teddy's dish away
Sunny sighed as Honey eyed 
The plate with Freddy's fish filet

Teddy flew to Freddy's bed 
To flee from Sunny bopping
Eddy knew that Teddy's head 
Was free for Bunny hopping

Eddy bagged a loaf of bread
To save the best for Neddy
Freddy snagged the loaf instead
To feed that dumb oaf Teddy

Teddy tried the loaf of bread
And offered thanks to Freddy
Freddy lied because he said
He bought the loaf for Teddy

Eddy claimed he was misled
The bread was made for Neddy
Teddy blamed his mom instead
And threw the bread at Eddy

Eddy stirred the plot again
But didn't doubt that day
Freddy heard a lot and then
He watched her drive away

Eddy drove from all the drama
Leaving Fred and Teddy too
Teddy dove to catch his mama
And the bread that Bunny threw.

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