the invisible man
hit by car...nothing to see
here folks...move along
Categories:
necking, car, death, silly,
Form: Senryu
taking a nap
my chest
against
her
back
breathing
on her nape
i'm so out of
shape but still
would like to
leave my
mark
somewhere
just to someday
say Kilgore was here
but I'll change my name
Categories:
necking, muse,
Form: I do not know?
“Hi Sexy”, I said to
The giant beaked black emu;
The next thing I recall,
Big yellow beak heading
At me, full speed ahead
And I quickly stepped back.
Stalled claws gripped the ground;
Halting bird staring;
Obsidian eyes
Screamed in confusion;
Rejected big bird emu;
Approached slowly.
I held out seeds,
His feelings hurt;
Still, he ate them.
We remained
Friendly and
A few more
Seeds he
Partook;
Dined.
Categories:
necking, animal, bird, funny, nature,
Form: Diminished Hexaverse
Why are you slowing down?
Is it to make us all frown?
There’s an accident ahead,
and you had to turn your head.
What were you hoping for?
a little glimpse of blood and gore?
Were you hoping for a body or two,
arranged in plain view?
Why don’t you visit a mortuary,
where you can see the family’s misery?
You can see bodies torn to shreds,
and where vehicle parts embed.
You just had to slow the traffic,
with your curiosity so pathetic.
I hope you had a good look,
as death his victim took?
Why must you rubber-neck,
at the passing of a vehicle wreck.
Categories:
necking, anger, car, death,
Form: Rhyme
In this neck of the woods, necking is popular
Now that'a not unusual, sometimes use binoculars
To get some advice
On using a devise
To increase the screaming, exciting one's twaddler
Categories:
necking, fun,
Form: Limerick