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Neanderthals Poems - Poems about Neanderthals


Premium Member Questionable Anthropology
Scientists say we have neanderthal genes, and that set me to wondering what all this interbreeding really means - was it the result of rape and plundering? The homosapiens made rocks into tools and were smarter than neanderthals by half, but neanderthals were willing to play the fools, and she said, "he makes me laugh"....

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Categories: neanderthals, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Showing All the Signs of Being Neanderthals
I see them most days now in the street, Neanderthal look-a-likes, Who only grunt when I give them a hearty good day, Bent double over their phone, Gripping it like a prize bone Bearing a sharp resemblance to prehistoric man, Who could not yet stand upright, Showing no signs of sociability or co-operation, Traits that sowed the seeds of doom, For that branch...

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Categories: neanderthals, analogy, angst, anxiety, confusion,
Form: Burlesque



The Neanderthals
THE NEANDERTHALS By Roy Merritt Man came up from Africa To escape the oppressive sun And settled the world all over Before they were ever done In Europe they encountered others The witless Neanderthal Who these strangers no doubt defeated And soon were made to fall And so these poor sad creatures Of ugly protruding brow Dissolved into the ether But we...

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Categories: neanderthals, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Neanderthals
Our pipes are leaking, the horror of it all Not mine you silly, it's a kitchen waterfall Some shoddy plumbing I find it quite numbing Ridiculous price for some work by neanderthals © Jack Ellison 2015...

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Categories: neanderthals, house,
Form: Limerick
Three Neanderthals
I heard three Neanderthals in Albuquerque This neighborhood's unhealthy for us ...

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Categories: neanderthals, allegory,
Form: I do not know?



Premium Member Neanderthals
Weary of the mindless malls, We journey out to view the scrawls Etched by the Neanderthals. And there compelling to us all, We stand speechless and enthralled Observing scenes both large and small. Of grazing beasts in boundless stalls, Diffused in peaceful, stoic sprawls Waiting for nothing, nothing at all. Look, if you dare, upon the next wall. Where speared brutes bleed waterfalls; Caught unawares, we...

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Categories: neanderthals, animal, history,
Form: Rhyme

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