Neanderthals Poems - Poems about Neanderthals

... Our precocious President pronounces, in patent ad hominem attack, that those deplorable disagreeables are notably Neanderthal. He might be technically correct; nasty Neanderthals existentia......Read the rest...

...She wasn't a learned woman per se or so I was told, by the air that surrounded her late in the eve as she talked away; Its as if she plucked it from the time belt of knowledge, Nostradamus styl......Read the rest...

...The President is facing a dilemma: should he try to remove a pickle from his left ear? He phoned the caveman for advice, the phone is answered by his hairy wife, upon hearing of the Presidents ......Read the rest...

...Neanderthals and Torajas Buried the dead With no cost... Within Cave-like holes The dead did easily Exhaust… ===== === Lying posture Or standing To a corpse Does this matter...? Does......Read the rest...

...Bigfoot Emerges After the Fall of Humanity After the bombs stop falling After the nuclear winter After the collapse of civilization All that remains Are a few scattered bands Of humans Ma......Read the rest...

...Decided to write about the ills of the world. Perhaps I'd need a bigger forum for such a vast undertaking. Now let me see, where should I start, with the Neanderthals? Well, methinks not......Read the rest...

...On a rainy day, I float like a spider in an earthen city, the glue of the body is my own land, who also can I blame? Insane to find the demonic catastrophe suppressed, folded in the gaps of......Read the rest...

...A cave man cometh. His strong meat chomping life, with his hairy wife. When hairy wife cometh home bearing berries, caveman knocks her over the noggin. Back in the Whitehouse the President......Read the rest...

...Not that long ago, humans were hunter-gatherers living in caves. And copying Neanderthals, we figured out how to create fire. But unlike them, we learned how to grow crops and construct shelters......Read the rest...

...At least I was clothed when I arrived I think The rest of them are not Neanderthals or pre-Neanderthals? They communicate with grunts Whistle, burps, farts. I wish I was kidding. I am serious. ......Read the rest...

...I see them most days now in the street, Neanderthal look-a-likes, Who only grunt when I give them a hearty good day, Bent double over their phone, Gripping it like a prize bone Bearing a sharp r......Read the rest...

...there's a bloke in this cafe wearing a cape a macabre, satiny number who does he think he is? no one brings it up? this clobber this kind of attire who wears 'em? the neanderthals? wo......Read the rest...

... "The Emasculation of Man" The world goes by loudly emasculated man sees nothing for what it’s worth ignorant and pumelling chests goril......Read the rest...

...They no longer resemble us exactly, less hair, higher head-domes. We cannot help but feel that we are the new Neanderthals. They are laboratory birthed, cloned. Yet it’s easy to like them, th......Read the rest...

...How unappealing... the missus went bananas courtesy hurling mandarin oranges. Yes quite juvenile unladylike childlike behaviour, mine wife oft times doth display, I do not deplore yours tru......Read the rest...