Funny Neanderthal Poems

N - Not usually spotted in the western hemisphere
E - Extinct in Canada
A- Almost always
N- Nervous around humans
D- Disappears in deep underbrush when sensed
E -Enthusiastic...

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The hairiest arm came out of the pot and slapped me.
I slapped it back, angry now, for without a head, 
How could the arm do...

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HEY! HEY!

Mr. Neanderthal Man
Where did you get those looks?
Hey pretty boy! Seen pictures of you
In my Ancient History books

WOW! WOW!

What a great physique 
Unmatched in...

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