"The dealer cheated!"
You cry to deaf ears
Or at least, ears that need some aid
"The game makers should've by now retreated,
You will keep in mind my tears
When you pay for what I paid."
Honey, the world doesn't work remotely like that
It won't turn in your favor when you play Blackjack
The masses are cruel, they'll ridicule you like a fool
And you'll simply stand there as if you are their mule
When you display bare minimum poise
Do not expect the public to kneel, preen, they'll reciprocate
To them you will only be nuisance, noise
And yes, it will be easy to self-deprecate.
So don't expect to walk into the casino to gamble
Without checking for a place to run
If you're narcissistic, consider this an eerie preamble
You won't get to act high and haughty and shout 'Twenty one!'
Categories:
naughtiness, anger, anti bullying, hate,
Form: Rhyme
Childhood naughtiness midst innocence-glow…
my special son exudes such with glad show
unmindful of “Mother’s Dos and Don’ts” blow
in his sign language, “Yes, I can follow”
asserted by prevailing thumbs-up flow.
Persisting to optimize freedom zest
he drives his wheelchair with maximized best…
playful insistence of naughtiness-crest
turning room toward messy toy-filled nest
as balls and blocks are seen from east to west.
With his contagious laughter of delight
while basking in exuberant bath sprite…
my child of innocent naughtiness blight
keeps on wetting me despite gracious plight
affirming well that I will be alright.
My heart thanks God for granting patience-gain
and wisdom, too, along rearing terrain…
when counseled due to naughtiness-caused pain
my son gestures “I’m sorry” with smile-stain
acknowledging that at home, peace* should reign.
*Colossians 3:15 And let the peace of God rule in your hearts, to the which also ye are called in one body; and be ye thankful.
March 4, 2022
5th place, "Naughty yet Innocent" Rhyme Poetry Premier Writing Contest
Sponsored by Mohan Chutani; judged on 3/6/2022.
Categories:
naughtiness, appreciation, blessing, cheer up,
Form: Rhyme
Can't imagine life without naughtiness
It spices things up, it does
Naughtiness was given to us human beans
A blessing if there ever was
Imagine a whole world of uptight people
Afraid to stumble and fall
I'm obsessed by naughtiness, stuff they call smut
Bad words, bad thoughts and all
Really I'm usually quite prim and proper
That's the image I try to portray
Sometimes though the real me is exposed
I'm nailed to the wall some days
Have to admit really enjoy being naughty
It spices up a most boring life
I highly recommend it this path I've chosen
Gotta try it at least once or twice
Write me and tell me how it all works out
Are you're scorned, ridiculed and stuff
Take heart my friends for naughtiness rocks
It's the stuff folks can't get enough
Categories:
naughtiness, society,
Form: Rhyme
This naughtiness is certainly not intentional
Can't help it, seems ingrained in my multidimensional
Been blessed with this trait
Since my first birthday cake
Promise to try hard will refrain from writing about genitals
Categories:
naughtiness, meaningful,
Form: Limerick
My eyes and ears are no longer first class
Lost my charm too and developed a big ass
Actually my son Scotty
Wins the contest for naughty
His naughtiness has never actually been surpassed
Categories:
naughtiness, family,
Form: Limerick
Naughtiness seems to be the topic that grabs
Especially with all you young overheated lads
Just mention girlie parts
And the quivering starts
And our inhibitions collapse much more than a tad
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
naughtiness, girl,
Form: Limerick
Feel a bit naughty perhaps you've noticed
Forgive me but it's basically your fault
Having the most torrid and passionate love dreams
With visions of opening your vault
You willingly comply and we passionately embrace
Our naked bodies locked in sweet rapture
We writhe and we tumble in a meeting of souls
As in the heat of the moment we're captured
Till that instant divine when the world disappears
There's a thunderous roar and we explode
In a moment divine, a moment of pure madness
We're spent with not a chance to reload
We slump in exhaustion we whisper our love
We kiss in a sweet moment divine
In this moment of bliss only we two exist
A most glorious moment in time
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
naughtiness, passion,
Form: Narrative
Now that I've decided to stay with the limericks
You'll notice a change, going to focus on chicks
Love stuff is second
Naughtiness beckons
Hope I don't get censored, gonna use all the tricks
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
naughtiness, fun,
Form: Limerick
The poems have been flowing like a river
Must take advantage while it happens
I think they say, “while the iron is hot!”
Other very familiar idioms like...
“A bigger bang for your buck” sure has sexual overtones
“Take the bit between your teeth”
Again, do they all have sexual overtones or is it me???
“Tail wagging the dog” uh-huh
How about, “Wet behind the ears!”
Sounds like someone has been keeping their tongue busy
I like, “Peter out”
Now if that doesn't conjure up an image
“Wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole”
YIKES!!! I wish!
“A hard man is good to find!”
LOL! Nothing to add here!
“Make a clean breast of things!”
No explanation necessary here either!
“Middle for diddle”
Now this one should be at the top of the list
“Caught by the short curlies”
OUCH!!!
One last one...
“Keep it under your hat”
WOW! Now I'd sure like to see that!!!
© Jack Ellison 2014
Categories:
naughtiness, humorous,
Form: Narrative
Can't imagine life without naughtiness
It spices things up, it does
Naughtiness was given to us human beans
A blessing if there ever was
Imagine a whole world of up tight people
Afraid to stumble and fall
I'm prey to naughtiness, stuff they call smut
Bad words, bad thoughts and all
Really I'm usually quite prim and proper
That's the image I try to portray
Sometimes though the real me is exposed
I'm nailed to the wall some days
Have to admit really enjoy being naughty
It spices up a most boring life
I highly recommend it this life of naughty
Gotta try it at least once or twice
Write me and tell me how it all works out
Are you scorned and ridiculed and stuff
Take heart my friends for naughtiness rocks
This stuff that we can't get enough
© Jack Ellison 2013
Categories:
naughtiness, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
NAUGHTINESS AT ITS BEST
I GO UP IN JIFFY FEELING WHEN I SEE YOU
DOING NAUGHTY THINGS LIKE THIS
I REMEMBERED MY DAYS WHEN I DID THE SAME
AND TO SEE YOU DOING THAT
MAKES ME FEEL GREAT
SO KEEP DOING THINGS LIKR THIS TO MAKE ME STIFF
THIS IS HORRIBLE OF A WRITING
TO WRITE IN A TIFF
THOUGH IT IS A PIFF TO WRITE LIKE THIS
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LECTURE
IT MAKES ME BE IN A CLIFF
SO THIS NAUGHT JIFF IS ADMIRED ONE
WE'LL ROAM IN THE WORLD OF NAUGHTY
THINGS TO COME.
AND IT CAN BE FELT WITH A JIFF
IN WHAT I'VE DONE.
AND ONE THING IS FOR SURE ITS GOING
TO BE CLIFF-HANGER AT ITS BEST.
NOTE; I WROTE WHEN I SEE MY GF DO NAUGHTY THINGS AROUND ME,AND I USED TO DO THE SAME.
Categories:
naughtiness, girlfriend-boyfriendme, write, me, write,
Form: I do not know?