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Naughtiness Poems - Poems about Naughtiness

Black Jack

"The dealer cheated!"
You cry to deaf ears
Or at least, ears that need some aid
"The game makers should've by now retreated,
You will keep in mind my tears
When you pay for what I paid."

Honey, the world doesn't work remotely like that
It won't turn in your favor when you play Blackjack
The masses are cruel, they'll ridicule you like

Categories: naughtiness, anger, anti bullying, hate,
Form: Rhyme

Childhood Naughtiness

Childhood naughtiness midst innocence-glow…
my special son exudes such with glad show
unmindful of “Mother’s Dos and Don’ts” blow
in his sign language, “Yes, I can follow”
asserted by prevailing thumbs-up flow.

Persisting to optimize freedom zest
he drives his wheelchair with maximized best…
playful insistence of naughtiness-crest
turning room toward messy toy-filled nest
as balls and blocks are seen from east to west.

With

Categories: naughtiness, appreciation, blessing, cheer up,
Form: Rhyme

Naughtiness

Can't imagine life without naughtiness
It spices things up, it does
Naughtiness was given to us human beans
A blessing if there ever was

Imagine a whole world of uptight people
Afraid to stumble and fall
I'm obsessed by naughtiness, stuff they call smut
Bad words, bad thoughts and all

Really I'm usually quite prim and proper
That's the image I try to portray
Sometimes

Categories: naughtiness, society,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Naughtiness

This naughtiness is certainly not intentional
Can't help it, seems ingrained in my multidimensional
Been blessed with this trait
Since my first birthday cake
Promise to try hard will refrain from writing about genitals

Categories: naughtiness, meaningful,
Form: Limerick

Scotty's Naughtiness

My eyes and ears are no longer first class
Lost my charm too and developed a big ass
Actually my son Scotty
Wins the contest for naughty
His naughtiness has never actually been surpassed

Categories: naughtiness, family,
Form: Limerick

Naughtiness Grabs

Naughtiness seems to be the topic that grabs
Especially with all you young overheated lads
Just mention girlie parts
And the quivering starts
And our inhibitions collapse much more than a tad


© Jack Ellison 2015

Categories: naughtiness, girl,
Form: Limerick

The Naughtiness File

Feel a bit naughty perhaps you've noticed
Forgive me but it's basically your fault
Having the most torrid and passionate love dreams
With visions of opening your vault

You willingly comply and we passionately embrace
Our naked bodies locked in sweet rapture
We writhe and we tumble in a meeting of souls
As in the heat of the moment we're captured

Till that

Categories: naughtiness, passion,
Form: Narrative

Naughtiness Beckons

Now that I've decided to stay with the limericks
You'll notice a change, going to focus on chicks
Love stuff is second
Naughtiness beckons
Hope I don't get censored, gonna use all the tricks


© Jack Ellison 2015

Categories: naughtiness, fun,
Form: Limerick

Naughtiness

The poems have been flowing like a river

Must take advantage while it happens

I think they say, “while the iron is hot!”



Other very familiar idioms like...

“A bigger bang for your buck” sure has sexual overtones

“Take the bit between your teeth”

Again, do they all have sexual overtones or is it me???

“Tail wagging the dog” uh-huh

How about, “Wet

Categories: naughtiness, humorous,
Form: Narrative

Naughtiness

Can't imagine life without naughtiness
It spices things up, it does
Naughtiness was given to us human beans
A blessing if there ever was

Imagine a whole world of up tight people
Afraid to stumble and fall
I'm prey to naughtiness, stuff they call smut
Bad words, bad thoughts and all

Really I'm usually quite prim and proper
That's the image I try to

Categories: naughtiness, humorous,
Form: Quatrain

Naughtiness

NAUGHTINESS AT ITS BEST
 I GO UP IN JIFFY FEELING WHEN I SEE YOU
           DOING NAUGHTY THINGS LIKE THIS

I REMEMBERED MY DAYS WHEN I DID THE SAME
      AND TO SEE YOU DOING THAT 
      MAKES

Categories: naughtiness, girlfriend-boyfriendme, write, me, write,
Form: I do not know?