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Naughtiness Poems - Poems about Naughtiness


Black Jack
"The dealer cheated!" You cry to deaf ears Or at least, ears that need some aid "The game makers should've by now retreated, You will keep in mind my tears When you pay for what I paid." Honey, the world doesn't work remotely like that It won't turn in your favor when you play Blackjack The masses are cruel, they'll ridicule you like...

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Categories: naughtiness, anger, anti bullying, hate,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Childhood Naughtiness
Childhood naughtiness midst innocence-glow… my special son exudes such with glad show unmindful of “Mother’s Dos and Don’ts” blow in his sign language, “Yes, I can follow” asserted by prevailing thumbs-up flow. Persisting to optimize freedom zest he drives his wheelchair with maximized best… playful insistence of naughtiness-crest turning room toward messy toy-filled nest as balls and blocks are seen from east to west. With...

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Categories: naughtiness, appreciation, blessing, cheer up,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Naughtiness
Can't imagine life without naughtiness It spices things up, it does Naughtiness was given to us human beans A blessing if there ever was Imagine a whole world of uptight people Afraid to stumble and fall I'm obsessed by naughtiness, stuff they call smut Bad words, bad thoughts and all Really I'm usually quite prim and proper That's the image I try to portray Sometimes...

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Categories: naughtiness, society,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Naughtiness
This naughtiness is certainly not intentional Can't help it, seems ingrained in my multidimensional Been blessed with this trait Since my first birthday cake Promise to try hard will refrain from writing about genitals...

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Categories: naughtiness, meaningful,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Scotty's Naughtiness
My eyes and ears are no longer first class Lost my charm too and developed a big ass Actually my son Scotty Wins the contest for naughty His naughtiness has never actually been surpassed ...

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Categories: naughtiness, family,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Naughtiness Grabs
Naughtiness seems to be the topic that grabs Especially with all you young overheated lads Just mention girlie parts And the quivering starts And our inhibitions collapse much more than a tad © Jack Ellison 2015...

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Categories: naughtiness, girl,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Naughtiness File
Feel a bit naughty perhaps you've noticed Forgive me but it's basically your fault Having the most torrid and passionate love dreams With visions of opening your vault You willingly comply and we passionately embrace Our naked bodies locked in sweet rapture We writhe and we tumble in a meeting of souls As in the heat of the moment we're captured Till that...

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Categories: naughtiness, passion,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Naughtiness Beckons
Now that I've decided to stay with the limericks You'll notice a change, going to focus on chicks Love stuff is second Naughtiness beckons Hope I don't get censored, gonna use all the tricks © Jack Ellison 2015...

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Categories: naughtiness, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Naughtiness
The poems have been flowing like a river Must take advantage while it happens I think they say, “while the iron is hot!” Other very familiar idioms like... “A bigger bang for your buck” sure has sexual overtones “Take the bit between your teeth” Again, do they all have sexual overtones or is it me??? “Tail wagging the dog” uh-huh How about, “Wet...

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Categories: naughtiness, humorous,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Naughtiness
Can't imagine life without naughtiness It spices things up, it does Naughtiness was given to us human beans A blessing if there ever was Imagine a whole world of up tight people Afraid to stumble and fall I'm prey to naughtiness, stuff they call smut Bad words, bad thoughts and all Really I'm usually quite prim and proper That's the image I try to...

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Categories: naughtiness, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Naughtiness
NAUGHTINESS AT ITS BEST I GO UP IN JIFFY FEELING WHEN I SEE YOU DOING NAUGHTY THINGS LIKE THIS I REMEMBERED MY DAYS WHEN I DID THE SAME AND TO SEE YOU DOING THAT MAKES...

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Categories: naughtiness, girlfriend-boyfriendme, write, me, write,
Form: I do not know?

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