Naughtiness

The poems have been flowing like a river Must take advantage while it happens I think they say, “while the iron is hot!” Other very familiar idioms like... “A bigger bang for your buck” sure has sexual overtones “Take the bit between your teeth” Again, do they all have sexual overtones or is it me??? “Tail wagging the dog” uh-huh How about, “Wet behind the ears!” Sounds like someone has been keeping their tongue busy I like, “Peter out” Now if that doesn't conjure up an image “Wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole” YIKES!!! I wish! “A hard man is good to find!” LOL! Nothing to add here! “Make a clean breast of things!” No explanation necessary here either! “Middle for diddle” Now this one should be at the top of the list “Caught by the short curlies” OUCH!!! One last one... “Keep it under your hat” WOW! Now I'd sure like to see that!!! © Jack Ellison 2014
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Dietrich Avatar
November 21, 2014 at 8:56 PM
funny funny funny!!!
Ellison Avatar
November 21, 2014 at 9:06 PM
We were all meant to laugh even at "naughty" things! LOL Love and hugs XXX
Allison Avatar
November 21, 2014 at 11:53 AM
Had me chucking here JACK:-) Hugs jan xx
Ellison Avatar
November 21, 2014 at 3:50 PM
Naughty... naughty... naughty! LOL Had fun... hugs XXX
Eastman Avatar
November 21, 2014 at 9:14 AM
WOW! This IS a hard act to follow... How about catch a Dragon by it's tail... Chasing a penguin on the ice... A rolling Troll gathers no moss... Here today, be-witched tomorrow... You can't go up our creek without a paddle... Hubby says that last one does'nt pertain to me when I lose my sense of direction and am really going down the creek by mistake... passing up the paddles. Gee! Would I do that? LOL... Is that why Grandpa Troll keeps pulling me out of the canoe and giving me back to Dragon?
Ellison Avatar
November 21, 2014 at 9:32 AM
There's a bunch of these... maybe it requires a sequel! LOL XXX
Eastman Avatar
November 21, 2014 at 9:16 AM
Hey! I babysit Dragon... Not him me! Silly People... Don't I? Honestly! I think they're trying to play with my head again... LOL
Petersen Potter Avatar
November 21, 2014 at 8:34 AM
Hi there my dear friend Jack! Pray you're in great spirits today. Very fine poem you've written here. You're so funny! lol I enjoyed it! A 7 for me! Take care now. :) Love and hugs! xxx D.
Ellison Avatar
November 21, 2014 at 8:40 AM
Today is going to be a fantastic day... my dear friend Dorian, has reviewed one of my silly poems! LOL You are the sweetheart of sweethearts! Love and hugs to you dear one XXX
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