Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Scotty's Naughtiness

My eyes and ears are no longer first class
Lost my charm too and developed a big ass
Actually my son Scotty
Wins the contest for naughty
His naughtiness has never actually been surpassed 

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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart December 26, 2017 at 8:27 AM To be outdone by your son, no doubt a proud pappy! ~<3 Jack Ellison December 26, 2017 at 8:37 AM Ya but he's got a long road ahead of him!!! LOL Hope your Christmas was a super duper pooper of a day!!! Love Pops! xxx

Lim'Rik Flats December 26, 2017 at 8:17 AM Scotty's a chip off the old block//When Scotty goes out for a walk//The fillies around//get all unwound//and to Scotty like birdies do flock. KNOTTY ON SCOTTY!!! Jack Ellison December 26, 2017 at 8:34 AM "a chip off the old block" you sure got that right!!! Proud??? You betcha!!! Trying to convince him to join but he's busy being a VP!!!

Silent One December 26, 2017 at 6:34 AM Jack is the king of naughty poetry, five poems a day, but never in a hurry. Sadness he gives a miss, loves to take the piss! You'll be high as a fairy on a tree! Jack Ellison December 26, 2017 at 6:56 AM You certainly have caught on to this humorick thingy but I never had a doubt!!!

Silent One December 26, 2017 at 6:29 AM Someone naughtier than you???? No way Jose!!!! Jack Ellison December 26, 2017 at 6:54 AM Well at least on a par... like father, like bozo son!!!!! LOL