Humorous Narrative Poems
These Humorous Narrative poems are examples of Narrative poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Narrative Humorous poems written by international poets.
Dallas bound or not
by Robbie McClellan
I’m an insurance Auto damage appraiser....So yesterday I had to inspect a car for an older gentleman and called him to setup the appointment. I...
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confusion, giggle, hilarious, humor,
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adventure, funny, humorous,
Knocked out by a coffee pot
by Robbie McClellan
I decided to clean the kitchen counter today but almost got knocked out after hitting myself in the head with the coffee maker. It was...
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crazy, giggle, hilarious, humorous,
Goofy Gringo
by Robbie McClellan
So I'm inspecting this truck at a kind Hispanic woman’s house mid July and the poor woman didn’t speak a lick of English. Me being...
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confusion, culture, funny, humor,
Dr office waiting room incident
by Robbie McClellan
Halfway through my doctors appointment I notice my shirt is on inside-out. I discretely try to make my way to the bathroom without being noticed...
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anxiety, crazy, giggle, humor,
The Critter Cascade
by David Welch
I was walking down a Vermont road
to stretch my legs and blow off stress,
stone walls flanked the hard, brown dirt,
half-obscured by dead leaves and grass.
When...
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animal, fun, humorous, light,
Woke Up In Australia
by David Welch
Well the house was rock & rolling,
and the dance floor was pulsating,
I had myself too many drinks,
then drank two or three more.
All the ladies, they...
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adventure, celebration, confusion, drink,
MY FIVE SENSES
by JAN ALLISON
MEMORIES OF MOTHERHOOD
Childbirth isn’t called labour for nothing, it is damned hard work but so worthwhile when the baby is finally placed in your arms....
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birth, humorous, mother son,
Dealing With Kaiju
by David Welch
My name is Nolan Greenstier,
and I fly a B-52,
on my daily ocean patrol
keeping lookout for the Kaiju.
I know this sounds ridiculous,
like some B-movie from back...
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fun, humorous, jobs, military,
Johnny and the Wendigo, Part II
by David Welch
...Johnny just shrugged, took out his Bowie knife,
and started carving off meat for a meal.
He built a fire and roasted back-strap,
it tasted strangely like pork,...
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character, horror, humorous, lost,
Johnny and the Wenidgo, Part I
by David Welch
Have I ever told you about my friend,
a mechanic by the name of John?
Oh, the countless stories that he can tell
of the hunting trips that...
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character, horror, humorous, lost,
MORE Glorious Insults
by Jack Ellison
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego
and jump to your IQ
Your birth certificate is an apology letter
from the condom factory
Looks like...
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hilarious, humorous,
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earth, humorous, moon, political,
Mother's Day
by John Hardison
Mother’s Day.
Soon after being born, as mother lay there,
she held me above her head. Opening my eyes, I
looked down and thought, well what...
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birth, humorous, mothers day,
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funny, humorous,
Love and Hunting, Part II
by David Welch
“Thank God I despise you,”I declared,
“or I’d want to hear more of that!”
She roared,”I’d tell you of his safaris,
if you weren’t so annoying and bad!”
Said...
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humorous, love, lust, nature,
Love and Hunting, Part I
by David Welch
I was moving down an access trail
in my favorite Pennsylvania game land,
heading towards and open meadow,
near which I’d set up a tree stand.
Then came a...
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humorous, love, lust, nature,
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animal, community, fun, funny,
YOU HAVE TO GO WITH HER
by Caren Krutsinger
Our school secretary woke up every day, begging for unhappy.
By her daily face, I knew she was almost always able to find it.
By her heart,...
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encouraging, fun, funny, humorous,
Mary Worth's Secret
by Sunlite Wanter
Mary Worth’s Secret
You’ll see her snow white hair
With a bound round bun in the back.
She’s traversing the shopping mall,
Un-noticed now by one and all.
Blue flowered...
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age, humorous,