Humorous Narrative Poems

The sun is high in the summer sky
And no clouds to be seen
The grass is high neath the summer sky
And growing tall and green
The mower...

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There once lived a woman made of Jell-O. She jiggled and wiggled 
as she walked.  Invisible to most she was as clear as a...

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...For two weeks Lester worked that pyrite vein,
and every day a brand new dollar came,
at the end he hug dug out two cart’s worth,
said Higgs,...

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Lester sat in Lisa’s café that morn,
his eyes mindlessly staring out the door,
it was July of 1889,
and new work young Lester now had to find.

He’d...

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She wore a tiffany hat with a bow and six big plumes of red and white,  
it had an ultra wide asymmetrical brim that...

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With resolve in my soul
I went after the resilient whisker
On the left side of my old chin

He has been removed three times
But he is back,...

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Sitting, thinking, stuck, saying repeatedly to myself...
"I've got to go, I've got to go, I've got to go" 
As I sit and stare at the...

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The other night
Visiting in a dream a foreign land
We waited in expectation
The arrival of a group of alien dignitaries 
Somehow involved in guiding the culture.

When...

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Have you not heard of the legend
of Terror Turkey Tom?
Who roams the woods punishing those
who do Thanksgiving wrong?
The bird with an unending hate
for those folks...

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Mr and Mrs Lattimore are not unlike conjoined twins
they go everywhere together
store, movie, restaurant, doctor’s, dentist,
it is as if they share a spinal column or...

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Guess What? Let us have a little talk
Take a walk and know the winter thoughts
 There is some time left to feel
the sweet essence of...

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The werewolf hunter came to town to help the people fight
The moon was getting larger and would soon be full and bright
Those vicious hairy beasts...

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KEY: H: Heart          h: hearth
h: I can see footsteps coming close to me a mile away...

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A canary pulled
The trick of his life
When a cat
Moved in for the kill
The canary hung on
An unlocked cage door
So, when the cat leaped
The canary slings...

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   Too stoned to care
     wild eyes and hair
   My friend and I dare
   ...

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