Humorous Narrative Poems

   Too stoned to care
     wild eyes and hair
   My friend and I dare
   ...

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"Sliders"

500 clicks down, was code phrase for battle ships gone all depth charge. The deeper you go down that black-holed sink, the more you understand...

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So, Mr. Easter Egg, what's it like being you?
 
Well, you know, it's not easy being me. 
In fact, it pretty much sucks.
 
And why...

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His intellectual achievements and originality have made the word Einstein broadly synonymous with genius. Albert Einstein’s brother was a monster, his name, FrankEinstein.

Einstein was asked...

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If you’re a human, a word of advice
Don’t leave computers with cats, rats or mice
If these share your home but you need to be gone
For...

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and so our hero, the artist, 
forlorn as his palette, 
then sat down
to reconsider his life
not long having stepped back
from his paintings
only to find all...

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I am thrilled to only see two people ahead of me at medical clinic
No one is at reception’s desk
I know the routine
so I fill out...

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Grandma was on her “Connie, you need to be married” kick again.
Connie said “But grandma, what if my happily ever after is being alone?”
“I don’t...

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Colin is a cabby with a proper taxi cab
He drives for all the passengers an Uber didn’t grab
Which means he has a lot of time...

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she didn't have a face like thunder
it was more overcast
like when you don't know
whether to put your washing
out on the line...

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a lady of swollen years
sat knitting with glorious colours
she said her name was
saint something or other
I didn't quite catch it
must have been the gum she...

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how long have we laid here
side by side
for an epoch's breath 
of starlight in a roving universe
enchanted moments 
see a night of a million years
until...

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In Ongata Rongai's club, a memory song weaves,
A tale of Newton Karish and daring thieves,
Late '90s, New Year's Eve, a lively show,
A sold-out crowd, in...

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In a chat, not an oven, or keyboard's grace,
The Rizzler and user found a special place.
"Are you a keyboard?" was the query's flight,
The Rizzler responded...

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("Eye of God", 2018, original encaustic mixed media - wax, pigments and mirror)

Clearly God Grades On a Curve

After several hours of working hard
finishing up siding...

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