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Humorous Narrative Poems

These Humorous Narrative poems are examples of Narrative poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Narrative Humorous poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberI Left A Bad Reflection On Him by charles messina
I was talking to this middle-aged man this morning. I'd say he was probably in his upper fifties or so. He wore a grayish-white beard...

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Fast flatulence by Robbie McClellan
A conversation between me and my son a few years ago about the man who jumped out of the balloon from the stratosphere

I was trying...

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Categories: dad, father son, funny,



Dallas bound or not by Robbie McClellan
I’m an insurance Auto damage appraiser....So yesterday I had to inspect a car for an older gentleman and called him to setup the appointment. I...

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Categories: confusion, giggle, hilarious, humor,

You Stripped My Gears and Left Me Shiftless by Kenneth Fordham
Driving down the highway,
90 miles an hour,
trying to get back to you,
so I could give you flowers.

The truck she was purring like a kitten,
sweet sounding...

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Categories: adventure, funny, humorous,

Knocked out by a coffee pot by Robbie McClellan
I decided to clean the kitchen counter today but almost got knocked out after hitting myself in the head with the coffee maker. It was...

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Categories: crazy, giggle, hilarious, humorous,

Goofy Gringo by Robbie McClellan
So I'm inspecting this truck at a kind Hispanic woman’s house mid July and the poor woman didn’t speak a lick of English. Me being...

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Categories: confusion, culture, funny, humor,

Dr office waiting room incident by Robbie McClellan
Halfway through my doctors appointment I notice my shirt is on inside-out. I discretely try to make my way to the bathroom without being noticed...

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Categories: anxiety, crazy, giggle, humor,

The Critter Cascade by David Welch
I was walking down a Vermont road
to stretch my legs and blow off stress,
stone walls flanked the hard, brown dirt,
half-obscured by dead leaves and grass.

When...

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Categories: animal, fun, humorous, light,

Woke Up In Australia by David Welch
Well the house was rock & rolling,
and the dance floor was pulsating,
I had myself too many drinks,
then drank two or three more.
All the ladies, they...

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Categories: adventure, celebration, confusion, drink,

Premium MemberMY FIVE SENSES by JAN ALLISON
MEMORIES OF MOTHERHOOD

Childbirth isn’t called labour for nothing, it is damned hard work but so worthwhile when the baby is finally placed in your arms....

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Categories: birth, humorous, mother son,

Dealing With Kaiju by David Welch
My name is Nolan Greenstier,
and I fly a B-52,
on my daily ocean patrol
keeping lookout for the Kaiju.

I know this sounds ridiculous,
like some B-movie from back...

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Categories: fun, humorous, jobs, military,

Johnny and the Wendigo, Part II by David Welch
...Johnny just shrugged, took out his Bowie knife,
and started carving off meat for a meal.
He built a fire and roasted back-strap,
it tasted strangely like pork,...

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Categories: character, horror, humorous, lost,

Johnny and the Wenidgo, Part I by David Welch
Have I ever told you about my friend,
a mechanic by the name of John?
Oh, the countless stories that he can tell
of the hunting trips that...

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Categories: character, horror, humorous, lost,

Premium MemberMORE Glorious Insults by Jack Ellison

If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego
and jump to your IQ

Your birth certificate is an apology letter 
from the condom factory

Looks like...

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Categories: hilarious, humorous,

Premium MemberTHE WORLD IN 100 YEARS -OH, PERISH THE THOUGHT by JAN ALLISON
The world in 100 years ... Oh, perish the thought
 
 
Former President, Ronald Dump,  who was cryogenically frozen following his assassination after winning...

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Categories: earth, humorous, moon, political,

Premium MemberMother's Day by John Hardison
Mother’s Day.

Soon after being born, as mother lay there, 
she held me above her head. Opening my eyes, I 
looked down and thought, well what...

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Categories: birth, humorous, mothers day,

Premium MemberHillbillies Bybillies and Blowbillies by CayCay Jennings
Notta easy grasper – days back I cross ole Jasper
neath the olden ground’s crooket pine tree
and, oh, bless be, things he tole there to me!

He...

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Categories: funny, humorous,

Love and Hunting, Part II by David Welch
“Thank God I despise you,”I declared,
“or I’d want to hear more of that!”
She roared,”I’d tell you of his safaris,
if you weren’t so annoying and bad!”

Said...

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Categories: humorous, love, lust, nature,

Love and Hunting, Part I by David Welch
I was moving down an access trail
in my favorite Pennsylvania game land,
heading towards and open meadow,
near which I’d set up a tree stand.

Then came a...

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Categories: humorous, love, lust, nature,

Premium MemberMuscatine,Iowa was my kind of town by Caren Krutsinger
In the early 70’s my husband and our first baby, Angela, moved to Muscatine, Iowa, in the middle of the night, in the summer time....

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Categories: animal, community, fun, funny,