Humorous Narrative Poems
These Humorous Narrative poems are examples of Narrative poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Narrative Humorous poems written by international poets.
Lawn CareThe sun is high in the summer sky
And no clouds to be seen
The grass is high neath the summer sky
And growing tall and green
The mower...
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fantasy, funny, garden, humorous,
There Once Lived A Woman Named Jell-O Jiggler
There once lived a woman made of Jell-O. She jiggled and wiggled
as she walked. Invisible to most she was as clear as a...
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humorous,
Fool's Gold Fortune, Part II...For two weeks Lester worked that pyrite vein,
and every day a brand new dollar came,
at the end he hug dug out two cart’s worth,
said Higgs,...
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narrative, character, crazy, fun, history,
Fool's Gold Fortune, Part ILester sat in Lisa’s café that morn,
his eyes mindlessly staring out the door,
it was July of 1889,
and new work young Lester now had to find.
He’d...
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narrative, character, crazy, fun, history,
Margaret And The Tiffany Hat
She wore a tiffany hat with a bow and six big plumes of red and white,
it had an ultra wide asymmetrical brim that...
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Categories:
analogy, humorous,
the resilient whiskerWith resolve in my soul
I went after the resilient whisker
On the left side of my old chin
He has been removed three times
But he is back,...
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Categories:
humor, humorous,
FlushSitting, thinking, stuck, saying repeatedly to myself...
"I've got to go, I've got to go, I've got to go"
As I sit and stare at the...
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Categories:
humorous,
A Dream of Higher Powers
The other night
Visiting in a dream a foreign land
We waited in expectation
The arrival of a group of alien dignitaries
Somehow involved in guiding the culture.
When...
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Categories:
allegory, dream, humorous, symbolism,
Tom the Terror-TurkeyHave you not heard of the legend
of Terror Turkey Tom?
Who roams the woods punishing those
who do Thanksgiving wrong?
The bird with an unending hate
for those folks...
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Categories:
bird, christmas, holiday, horror,
couple as close as cojoined twinsMr and Mrs Lattimore are not unlike conjoined twins
they go everywhere together
store, movie, restaurant, doctor’s, dentist,
it is as if they share a spinal column or...
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Categories:
humorous,
Just Guess What!
Guess What? Let us have a little talk
Take a walk and know the winter thoughts
There is some time left to feel
the sweet essence of...
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Categories:
appreciation, blessing, body, confidence,
Come-Again BenThe werewolf hunter came to town to help the people fight
The moon was getting larger and would soon be full and bright
Those vicious hairy beasts...
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humorous,
A Heart to HearthKEY: H: Heart h: hearth
h: I can see footsteps coming close to me a mile away...
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Categories:
heart, humorous,
A CANARYS TRICKA canary pulled
The trick of his life
When a cat
Moved in for the kill
The canary hung on
An unlocked cage door
So, when the cat leaped
The canary slings...
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Categories:
bird, cat, humorous,
Too Stoned to Care, circa 1969
Too stoned to care
wild eyes and hair
My friend and I dare
...
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Categories:
education, food, fun, humorous,