Humorous Narrative Poems

These Humorous Narrative poems are examples of Narrative poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Narrative Humorous poems written by international poets.


Johnny and the Wendigo, Part II by David Welch
...Johnny just shrugged, took out his Bowie knife,
and started carving off meat for a meal.
He built a fire and roasted back-strap,
it tasted strangely like pork,...

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Categories: character, horror, humorous, lost,

Johnny and the Wenidgo, Part I by David Welch
Have I ever told you about my friend,
a mechanic by the name of John?
Oh, the countless stories that he can tell
of the hunting trips that...

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Categories: character, horror, humorous, lost,



Premium MemberMORE Glorious Insults by Jack Ellison

If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego
and jump to your IQ

Your birth certificate is an apology letter 
from the condom factory

Looks like...

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Categories: hilarious, humorous,

Premium MemberTHE WORLD IN 100 YEARS -OH, PERISH THE THOUGHT by JAN ALLISON
The world in 100 years ... Oh, perish the thought
 
 
Former President, Ronald Dump,  who was cryogenically frozen following his assassination after winning...

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Categories: earth, humorous, moon, political,

Premium MemberMother's Day by John Hardison
Mother’s Day.

Soon after being born, as mother lay there, 
she held me above her head. Opening my eyes, I 
looked down and thought, well what...

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Categories: birth, humorous, mothers day,

Premium MemberHillbillies Bybillies and Blowbillies by CayCay Jennings
Notta easy grasper – days back I cross ole Jasper
neath the olden ground’s crooket pine tree
and, oh, bless be, things he tole there to me!

He...

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Categories: funny, humorous,

Love and Hunting, Part II by David Welch
“Thank God I despise you,”I declared,
“or I’d want to hear more of that!”
She roared,”I’d tell you of his safaris,
if you weren’t so annoying and bad!”

Said...

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Categories: humorous, love, lust, nature,

Love and Hunting, Part I by David Welch
I was moving down an access trail
in my favorite Pennsylvania game land,
heading towards and open meadow,
near which I’d set up a tree stand.

Then came a...

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Categories: humorous, love, lust, nature,

Premium MemberMuscatine,Iowa was my kind of town by Caren Krutsinger
In the early 70’s my husband and our first baby, Angela, moved to Muscatine, Iowa, in the middle of the night, in the summer time....

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Categories: animal, community, fun, funny,

Premium MemberYOU HAVE TO GO WITH HER by Caren Krutsinger
Our school secretary woke up every day, begging for unhappy.
By her daily face, I knew she was almost always able to find it.
By her heart,...

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Categories: encouraging, fun, funny, humorous,

Premium MemberMary Worth's Secret by Sunlite Wanter
Mary Worth’s Secret

You’ll see her snow white hair
With a bound round bun in the back.
She’s traversing the shopping mall,
Un-noticed now by one and all.

Blue flowered...

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Categories: age, humorous,

Moments by Shannon ODonnell
If you bother yourself
and feel out of place
give it some time
and you'll hear the leaves
fall off trees,
we all have our moments....

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Categories: humorous,

Premium MemberThe Breakfast Brawl by Richard Thomas
A most unlikely, mismatched pair
For forty years did breakfast share.
Their names were Stretch, at eight feet tall,
And Squat, built like a bowling ball.

Because of their...

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Categories: anger, conflict, forgiveness, friendship,

Premium MemberWEATHER FORECAST by JAN ALLISON
December 2017

Extremely high winds are forecast due to an influx of sprouts over Christmas . My New Year’s resolution to avoid chocolate is not the...

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Categories: humorous, life, weather, word

You Know You're Getting Older When by Andreas Simic
You Know You’re Getting Older When…©

The scroll bar for an online application 
takes forever to get to your year of birth

The creaks you hear are...

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Categories: age, humor, humorous,

Premium MemberMy Letter to Santa by CayCay Jennings
Hi, Santa, I want a pile of North Pole snow
and I’d sure like to know if it’d be too hard
to make my present a fulltime...

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Categories: christmas, humorous,

THE CHOSEN OR THE CHOICE by Oluwatobi Salami
I think i've got a handle
On theory "cause and effect"
It's mysterious truth is super-simple
Too simple for a mortal to comprehend
Who among my people
Will dare again...

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Categories: god, how i feel,

Premium MemberBandit by Teddy Kimathi
So many times I've seen him fight himself in the mirror,
wondering why his adversary moves like him,
and looks exactly just like him!
Don't ask me; sometimes...

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Categories: cat, friendship, funny, humor,

Premium MemberI WANT SOME EXCELLENT 'SEX' by JAN ALLISON
She breezed into the hardware store in a cloud of Chanel No. 5. With her coiffured hair and upper-class accent she was not the usual...

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Categories: humorous, work,

George had under him Five Cooks by Blair Gowrie
George had under him five cooks
of various characters and looks
with great experience of many a year
in numerous countries both far and near,
all culinary experts of...

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Categories: humor, humorous, poetry, political,