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Humorous Narrative Poems

These Humorous Narrative poems are examples of Narrative poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Narrative Humorous poems written by international poets.

Our Spicy First Date
I still savor the thought of the zest that I caught
When you joined us that night after school.
Tara figured out why, since she’s so sage...

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Categories: funny, funny love, humor,

The Polka Band That Ravaged Des Moines, Part II
...Now Des Moines is a fine heartland town,
not a Sodom on the Pacific,
as minds returned, realization came
and the people found it quite horrific.

They didn’t know...

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Categories: adventure, celebration, crazy, horror,

The Polka Band That Ravaged Des Moines, Part I
I was drifting north, looking out for work,
found myself in Iowa, in Des Moines,
a polka band was holding a concert,
they needed roadies, so I thought...

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Categories: adventure, celebration, crazy, horror,

Casey on Second
(With apologies to Ernest Lawrence Thayer, author of "Casey at the Bat".)

The Mudville nine and Casey have their chance for sweet revenge;
They play today in...

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Categories: baseball, funny, humor, humorous,

Mental mentstral man
So I'm sure everybody's used the text to speech thingamajig on their phones by now. It comes in so handy for me because I'm always...

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Categories: humor, humorous, innocence, silly,

The Ghosts of Capital Hill
I used to be into politics,
I would shout loud, and chant, and march,
believed we could change everything
if only we could be in charge.

Get new blood...

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Categories: change, corruption, crazy, humorous,

Premium Member I Left A Bad Reflection On Him
I was talking to this middle-aged man this morning. I'd say he was probably in his upper fifties or so. He wore a grayish-white beard...

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Categories: humorous,

Fast flatulence
A conversation between me and my son a few years ago about the man who jumped out of the balloon from the stratosphere

I was trying...

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Categories: dad, father son, funny,

Dallas bound or not
I’m an insurance Auto damage appraiser....So yesterday I had to inspect a car for an older gentleman and called him to setup the appointment. I...

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Categories: confusion, giggle, hilarious, humor,

You Stripped My Gears and Left Me Shiftless
Driving down the highway,
90 miles an hour,
trying to get back to you,
so I could give you flowers.

The truck she was purring like a kitten,
sweet sounding...

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Categories: adventure, funny, humorous,

Knocked out by a coffee pot
I decided to clean the kitchen counter today but almost got knocked out after hitting myself in the head with the coffee maker. It was...

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Categories: crazy, giggle, hilarious, humorous,

Goofy Gringo
So I'm inspecting this truck at a kind Hispanic woman’s house mid July and the poor woman didn’t speak a lick of English. Me being...

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Categories: confusion, culture, funny, humor,

Dr office waiting room incident
Halfway through my doctors appointment I notice my shirt is on inside-out. I discretely try to make my way to the bathroom without being noticed...

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Categories: anxiety, crazy, giggle, humor,

The Critter Cascade
I was walking down a Vermont road
to stretch my legs and blow off stress,
stone walls flanked the hard, brown dirt,
half-obscured by dead leaves and grass.


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Categories: animal, fun, humorous, light,

Woke Up In Australia
Well the house was rock & rolling,
and the dance floor was pulsating,
I had myself too many drinks,
then drank two or three more.
All the ladies, they...

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Categories: adventure, celebration, confusion, drink,

Premium Member MY FIVE SENSES

Childbirth isn’t called labour for nothing, it is damned hard work but so worthwhile when the baby is finally placed in your arms....

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Categories: birth, humorous, mother son,

Dealing With Kaiju
My name is Nolan Greenstier,
and I fly a B-52,
on my daily ocean patrol
keeping lookout for the Kaiju.

I know this sounds ridiculous,
like some B-movie from back...

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Categories: fun, humorous, jobs, military,

Johnny and the Wendigo, Part II
...Johnny just shrugged, took out his Bowie knife,
and started carving off meat for a meal.
He built a fire and roasted back-strap,
it tasted strangely like pork,...

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Categories: character, horror, humorous, lost,

Johnny and the Wenidgo, Part I
Have I ever told you about my friend,
a mechanic by the name of John?
Oh, the countless stories that he can tell
of the hunting trips that...

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Categories: character, horror, humorous, lost,

Premium Member MORE Glorious Insults

If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego
and jump to your IQ

Your birth certificate is an apology letter 
from the condom factory

Looks like...

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Categories: hilarious, humorous,