Naff Poems - Poems about Naff

Another Farage barrage

...Slewed and screwed by another Farage barrage


No longer a skewed malicious mirage

Stronger imbued with pernicious camouflage

Wronger spewed such vicious sabotage

Doom Monger crude offici...

Categories: naff, political,
Form: Free verse

The Day After Christmas

...The Day After Christmas

It’s the day after Christmas and all round the gaff
Lay the wrappings from presents, both splendid and naff.
Bottles upended and glasses o...

Categories: naff, celebration, christmas,
Form: Rhyme

Dr Evil

...Face like a smacked bum, is profile challenge no 1
Bland of form, tunnel like mind waddling gait, naff behind
Hidden like cancer in worlds health, there is a very malignant self
schwabing decks wi...

Categories: naff, age, anti bullying, child
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Mothers Day Tribute

...October the 8th we said our goodbyes .
Im Still left sat here wondering why.
But today I'll come up to your tree.
And think of all the good memories.
How you kissed it better when I got hurt.
Ho...

Categories: naff, absence, death,
Form: Rhyme

Passing Time

...Little old ladies stooped over trays,
at the garden centre caff,
where they spend their days purchasing
tranklements, considered slightly naff.

Everythings game from gnomes to pomander
that re...

Categories: naff, memory, old,
Form: Rhyme

A Shaggy Tale

...A Shaggy Tale
By Jan Beaumont ©

My hairdresser - like me -
is still on lockdown
My image in the mirror's
made it crack
I'm thinking I should go 
into the bedroom
Turn the lock and stay ther...

Categories: naff, fun, funny, giggle, hair,
Form: Light Verse

Frills Ah Million

...Missirio Mannex Milton
     " the best ever"
                 And
"The FargoCity Groove"
  Stamble Prancer
        
                 Verses

" Mondaynight" Mr. Embry Chirro
                 ...

Categories: naff, business, money, music, sports,
Form: Ballade

Superpowers

...My superpower sucks, it’s given up and gone, I feel like a flower, without the sun, energy said bye, motivation disappeared, even standing up, makes me feel weird, it could be my age, or maybe my die...

Categories: naff, anxiety, confidence, fear, hurt,
Form: Rhyme

Poetry and Me

...When I write crazy poems I don’t care about the layout, 
how can it be crazy if it’s structured throughout. 
Sometimes I write for the sake of rhyme,
Sometimes write to make points to peak with cl...

Categories: naff, me,
Form: Rhyme

Persius Flaccus Redux

...Suppose we ran it by a friendly Martian
(I’d say “by Martial”, but he wouldn’t be gentle).
You crave Armani, Hugo Boss, Versacci and
that Hilfiger who’s naff, naff.  Are you mental?

This myth o...

Categories: naff, satire,
Form: Quatrain

All Out For In, Vote Remain

...I’m all out for In, Boys, I’m all out for In
I’ll not consign dear Europe to the bonfire or the bin
We’ve fought too many flippin’ wars to call this thing a day
And isn’t such division just a litt...

Categories: naff, community, confusion, destiny, england,
Form: Couplet

Mr Doggy

...Hey Mr Doggy, you are as tall as me
I am doing you a favour, stand still and you will see
I am going to wash and dry you, and make you smell so nice
Because at the minute, you smell like my dead mice...

Categories: naff, humorous,
Form: Rhyme