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Naff Poems - Poems about Naff
Naff Poems - Examples of all types of poems about naff to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
short, long, best, and famous
examples for naff.
The Day After Christmas
...The Day After Christmas It’s the day after Christmas and all round the gaff Lay the wrappings from presents, both splendid and naff. Bottles upended and glasses o......
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Brian K. Bilverstone
Categories:
naff,
celebration, christmas,
Form:
Rhyme
Dr Evil
...Face like a smacked bum, is profile challenge no 1 Bland of form, tunnel like mind waddling gait, naff behind Hidden like cancer in worlds health, there is a very malignant self schwabing decks wi......
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Joe Maverick
Categories:
naff,
age, anti bullying, child
Form:
Rhyme
Mothers Day Tribute
...October the 8th we said our goodbyes . Im Still left sat here wondering why. But today I'll come up to your tree. And think of all the good memories. How you kissed it better when I got hurt. Ho......
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Tom Melville
Categories:
naff,
absence, death,
Form:
Rhyme
Passing Time
...Little old ladies stooped over trays, at the garden centre caff, where they spend their days purchasing tranklements, considered slightly naff. Everythings game from gnomes to pomander that re......
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John Jones
Categories:
naff,
memory, old,
Form:
Rhyme
A Shaggy Tale
...A Shaggy Tale By Jan Beaumont © My hairdresser - like me - is still on lockdown My image in the mirror's made it crack I'm thinking I should go into the bedroom Turn the lock and stay ther......
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Jan Beaumont
Categories:
naff,
fun, funny, giggle, hair,
Form:
Light Verse
Frills Ah Million
...Missirio Mannex Milton " the best ever" And "The FargoCity Groove" Stamble Prancer Verses " Mondaynight" Mr. Embry Chirro ......
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Allan Terry
Categories:
naff,
business, money, music, sports,
Form:
Ballade
Superpowers
...My superpower sucks, it’s given up and gone, I feel like a flower, without the sun, energy said bye, motivation disappeared, even standing up, makes me feel weird, it could be my age, or maybe my die......
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Lee Steemson
Categories:
naff,
anxiety, confidence, fear, hurt,
Form:
Rhyme
Poetry and Me
...When I write crazy poems I don’t care about the layout, how can it be crazy if it’s structured throughout. Sometimes I write for the sake of rhyme, Sometimes write to make points to peak with cl......
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©
Nick Trim
Categories:
naff,
me,
Form:
Rhyme
Persius Flaccus Redux
...Suppose we ran it by a friendly Martian (I’d say “by Martial”, but he wouldn’t be gentle). You crave Armani, Hugo Boss, Versacci and that Hilfiger who’s naff, naff. Are you mental? This myth o......
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©
Michael Coy
Categories:
naff,
satire,
Form:
Quatrain
All Out For In, Vote Remain
...I’m all out for In, Boys, I’m all out for In I’ll not consign dear Europe to the bonfire or the bin We’ve fought too many flippin’ wars to call this thing a day And isn’t such division just a litt......
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©
Gail Foster
Categories:
naff,
community, confusion, destiny, england,
Form:
Couplet
Mr Doggy
...Hey Mr Doggy, you are as tall as me I am doing you a favour, stand still and you will see I am going to wash and dry you, and make you smell so nice Because at the minute, you smell like my dead mice......
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Categories:
naff,
humorous,
Form:
Rhyme