Naff Poems - Poems about Naff

...Slewed and screwed by another Farage barrage No longer a skewed malicious mirage Stronger imbued with pernicious camouflage Wronger spewed such vicious sabotage Doom Monger crude offici......

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...The Day After Christmas It’s the day after Christmas and all round the gaff Lay the wrappings from presents, both splendid and naff. Bottles upended and glasses o......

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...Face like a smacked bum, is profile challenge no 1 Bland of form, tunnel like mind waddling gait, naff behind Hidden like cancer in worlds health, there is a very malignant self schwabing decks wi......

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...October the 8th we said our goodbyes . Im Still left sat here wondering why. But today I'll come up to your tree. And think of all the good memories. How you kissed it better when I got hurt. Ho......

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...Little old ladies stooped over trays, at the garden centre caff, where they spend their days purchasing tranklements, considered slightly naff. Everythings game from gnomes to pomander that re......

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...A Shaggy Tale By Jan Beaumont © My hairdresser - like me - is still on lockdown My image in the mirror's made it crack I'm thinking I should go into the bedroom Turn the lock and stay ther......

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...Missirio Mannex Milton " the best ever" And "The FargoCity Groove" Stamble Prancer Verses " Mondaynight" Mr. Embry Chirro ......

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...My superpower sucks, it’s given up and gone, I feel like a flower, without the sun, energy said bye, motivation disappeared, even standing up, makes me feel weird, it could be my age, or maybe my die......

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...When I write crazy poems I don’t care about the layout, how can it be crazy if it’s structured throughout. Sometimes I write for the sake of rhyme, Sometimes write to make points to peak with cl......

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...Suppose we ran it by a friendly Martian (I’d say “by Martial”, but he wouldn’t be gentle). You crave Armani, Hugo Boss, Versacci and that Hilfiger who’s naff, naff. Are you mental? This myth o......

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...I’m all out for In, Boys, I’m all out for In I’ll not consign dear Europe to the bonfire or the bin We’ve fought too many flippin’ wars to call this thing a day And isn’t such division just a litt......

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...Hey Mr Doggy, you are as tall as me I am doing you a favour, stand still and you will see I am going to wash and dry you, and make you smell so nice Because at the minute, you smell like my dead mice......

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