Funny My Children Poems
These Funny My Children poems are examples of My Children poems about Funny. These are the best examples of My Children Funny poems written by international poets.
UntitledLittle people, funny creatures
Once so fragile now so strong
Little people, who are you now?
To me no more do you belong.
I wait so fearful,...
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my children, daughter, divorce, family, kid,
Super MumYou’re only a mum,
But that’s all it takes.
To be super human,
You don’t even get breaks.
You’re a cook, A dish washer,
A cleaner, a nurse.
A teacher, a...
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my children, child, children, funny love,
Umm and Err Cannot DecideUmm and Err can never decide
On things to do or places to hide.
Which clothes to put on? What games to play?
What food to eat? They...
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my children, childhood, family, funny, my
Fast FlatulenceA conversation between me and my son a few years ago about the man who jumped out of the balloon from the stratosphere
I was trying...
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my children, dad, father son, funny,
Summer Holidays
The kids now start their summer term holidays, hip hip hooray
Thinking of the things we can all do over the bright sunny days
I got...
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my children, children, funny, holiday, humor,
For My ChildrenIt starts when they're firstborn
Your heart in the palm of their hand
They're so very, very helpless
So you vow to do all that you can
You change...
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my children, blessing, children, family, love,
Me and My Boy Funom Sonnet
My boy and me.
On the bed my pal sat drawing,
My boy,one gem,"it's me time"
I hug him,"why not art making",
Duo get a key job to...
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my children, baby, childhood, children, funny,
EmmjPeas in the laundry
Skates on the stairs
Car keys in the trash
(put there on a dare)
Raisins in the carpet
Cheerios in the john
Nail polish on the dog
Laundry...
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my children, children, funny, games, humor,
PromotionI wanted to be a rich girl
In my posh executive suit
But then a little person
Made my life change route.
Posh make up replaced with eye bags
A...
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my children, career, funny, mother, my
The Stage PlanRoaming in the ropes,
lubing like the tokes,
aging like the folks-
we will to get hard before blasting into the remote!
New ground that you tweet about,
...about a...
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my children, art, beauty, character, dream,
The Right Thing To DoWritten 7 March 2014
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Bruce and Jennie, both were 10,
Had been playmates all their lives.
One day, Bruce proclaimed,
“Jennie… most good men have wives.”
He professed his love...
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my children, angst, boyfriend, child, children,