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Funny My Child Poems

These Funny My Child poems are examples of My Child poems about Funny. These are the best examples of My Child Funny poems written by international poets.


Cheeky baby swagger
Coocoo doodle I do,
Not every day I coo,
What Mum can do, I can –
My skin needs a sun tan.

My hair with homemade curls,
My makeup shines...

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Categories: my child, child, childhood, children, feelings,



The voice I once forgot was mine
I was married,
but to me, it wasn’t marriage.
It was poverty-induced—
a fate sealed by hunger and silence.

I was an orphan,
taken in by my mother’s brother—
the uncle...

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Categories: my child, abuse, betrayal, child abuse,

Toddler Hulk
I’m thinking of a person 
Who is strong and resilient. 
Big in personality but size is small. 
When mad, they turn a green pigment. 
All...

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Categories: my child, brother, child, childhood, children,

Creative Potato
Creativity comes and goes. 
That’s what she believes, she named Cho. 
Cho happens to be a potato. 
Creativity comes and goes because Cho just knows....

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Categories: my child, art, child, children, creation,

Hairy Freedom
My hair is wild, as wild as can be. 
It sticks out in all sorts of places, 
It goes through many fits and stages, 
You...

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Categories: my child, child, childhood, children, daughter,



Premium Member What Makes Me Smile
Seeing the beauty of the morning sunrise,
then seeing the colorful sunset at the end of my day.

Making someone laugh when I go shopping,
seeing their face...

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Categories: my child, day, fun, humor, kiss,

Premium Member Smile and Know it
Isabel was the youngest of four children, dwelling in a large old house,
Nestled under the burgeoning oak trees, in green spring, of no doubts.

Isabel's parents...

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Categories: my child, child, devotion, easter, fantasy,

Premium Member Scummy Gummy Bears

"How about it daddy,"
show me the way,
how you roll that paper,
you make it slay.

"How about it daddy,"
you smell so funny,
is that the reason,
you look so...

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Categories: my child, addiction, character, christian, destiny,

Premium Member Things My Child Said
It is quite common to kiss 'ouchys' on those wee.
At three, my son asked to have bath autonomy.
I tossed a washcloth, then stood where he...

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Categories: my child, boy, child, cute, funny,

Premium Member His Christmas Cold

The night before Christmas my 6-year-old grandson was elated, 
for he knew Santa would bring him bagful of gorgeous gifts  
and he would come...

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Categories: my child, child, christmas, funny,

Premium Member Speech Impediments, Moons and Spoons
There once was a girl from the south
Who had a hard time with her mouth
Boy with same issue said, (S)"poon!"
She said, "Not poon! We...

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Categories: my child, child, funny,

Premium Member Cat Bath
thorough grooming baths
our cat does administer
licks my son's hair clean...

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Categories: my child, caregiving, cat, child, cute,

Premium Member no extremisam period'
I am not an extremist..I beleive in live and let live.'
Yet so often the world, offers death it seems to out-give.'
All through the ages..War rears...

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Categories: my child, appreciation, child abuse, conflict,

Unscaled Captivity
Deep in the unfettered land of Rainbow Forest…sit of child of Never Known. A toddler boy, appeared in the realm to see what he saw...

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Categories: my child, child, fantasy, funny, humor,

His Father
You can see it in our faces,
by the looks in our eyes.
There's no way I am the father.
They who said it told you lies.
You can...

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Categories: my child, child, father son,


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