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Funny My Child Poems

These Funny My Child poems are examples of My Child poems about Funny. These are the best examples of My Child Funny poems written by international poets.


Her Adamant Face
Adamant Face
My mother used to say with an adamant face, "There is a place for everything and for everything a place!”
My goodness, this house is...

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Categories: my child, childhood, family, fun, my



Premium Member FBI ALL ABOARD
We'd opened ourselves up to fascist beliefs 
we'd catered to the raw findings of mental angst 
an yet we knew going under cover would somehow...

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Categories: america, anxiety, my child,

For the Love of Cats
…is a cat not the totem of love

your physical contact generates feelings
were the neurons release 
the feeling for good vibes
peace, harmony 

by stroking soft gentle...

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Categories: my child, allegory, allusion, analogy, art,

Teeter Totter
Teeter Totter            
           ...

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Categories: my child, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Premium Member Don'T Get This Started
Delight, happiness, Oozes from her pores.

Shopping spree with girl, age 6.

Can't wait 'til age 7....

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Categories: my child, 1st grade, 2nd grade,



Premium Member Skinny Leroy
Skinny Leroy
was so thin
A soda straw
fit over him....

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Categories: my child, boy, children, funny, humorous,

Muddy Funny Bunny
Hurry, hurry, hurry
Funny bunny plays
Windy sunny field

Muddy small silly
Feels guilt
Feels sorry

Mummy still loves 
Muddy funny bunny


18th December 2017

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Categories: my child, animal, forgiveness, love, mother,

My Son Kolton
Hello Kolton my beautiful baby boy
 Our wonderful little pride and joy
 I can see you but I just can't hold you
 It's not the...

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Categories: my child, blessing, child, father, father

First New Church Visit
During my first time attendance
at a church large and splendid,
I clutched my toddler child
who clutched his action figure.

Without so much as a whisper
when the service...

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Categories: funny, my child,

Not My Child
Once upon a shopping day you see,
A lady was staring at me,
She asked if I remember her,
Uncomfortably I said no,
To this she said, you must...

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Categories: my child, child, confusion, father, fun,

Me and My Boy Funom Sonnet
 
My boy and me.

On the bed my pal sat drawing,
My boy,one gem,"it's me time"
I hug him,"why not art making",
Duo get a key job to...

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Categories: my child, baby, childhood, children, funny,

Premium Member Pink Sky At Night
I really want the moon, who smiles oh so bright,
to be a little different, if only for tonight.
Last night it was a circle, same as...

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Categories: my child, childhood, children, funny, kid,

Premium Member Granny Tipping
My son is getting older, and he just went back to College, the other day.
But he had enjoyed the summer, by adding a new game...

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Categories: my child, adventure, children, education, family,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things