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Funny My Child Poems

These Funny My Child poems are examples of My Child poems about Funny. These are the best examples of My Child Funny poems written by international poets.

Monster of myself
Following me wherever I go
My greatest fear and my biggest foe
Long dark nights you keep me awake
Even the beating of your heart 
And your breathing...

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Categories: my child, child, depression, emo, integrity,

Premium Member Yesterday's Wishes
Now that I have been fed,
I must get ready for bed.
I pull up my blanket of red,
now dreaming is ahead.
Not all wishes and dreams can...

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Categories: my child, child, dream, night, stars,

Special child triumphs midst physical zest
Expressing his love with warm gestures’ best
As his hugs and embrace
Reign over wheelchair race
Making him the winner in running test!


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Categories: my child, appreciation, blessing, child, christian,

Conversations with my Son
He’s got plans to meet his friend,
And he’s putting things in his pockets, his wallet, his keys, a set of dice.
‘I can’t forget these dice’...

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Categories: my child, child, funny, humor, mother

Fish Party
Each goldfish
is like a birthday candle:
fins flickering 
in under-water sparkles
of sunlit sugar.
Sprinkled, trickled, rippled.
My face is staring
over the pond;
they gather
for party bags
we call stinky-fish-food,
while cloud-balloons

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Categories: my child, child, fish,

Premium Member Naps

     Stretched out,
     On a daycare cot.
     Told to take a nap,

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Categories: my child, brother, child, funny, kindergarten,

Premium Member That Was Then, This Is Now
I love hearing stories,
stories from my grandparents.
They love to tell stories,
stories from many years ago.
Grandma tells about bread,
when black showed up they would cut if off.

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Categories: my child, blue, child, food, grandparents,

Her Adamant Face
Adamant Face
My mother used to say with an adamant face, "There is a place for everything and for everything a place!”
My goodness, this house is...

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Categories: my child, childhood, family, fun, my

Premium Member Squirm the Germ
Squirm the Germ 

There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps...

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Categories: my child, caregiving, child, education, health,

Premium Member Blame
Quote: A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. By John Burroughs

Life has many ups...

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Categories: my child, child, hurt, life, people,

Premium Member Thunder
I will roar,
I am not a bore.
My loud sound may put you on the floor,
or hiding behind a door.
They tell children I am angels bowling,

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Categories: my child, angel, child, fun, rain,

Premium Member BLACK AND WHITE
A lonely young girl,
dreams each night for a doggy.
A new furry friend to hold tight,
a new friend to play with.
Someone to love,
someone to care for.

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Categories: my child, child, friend, heaven, love,

Premium Member Power To Change Just One Thing
For some this is funny,
for others it is dead serious.
This may not be earth shattering to you,
but for many it is.
Why have most bathrooms taken...

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Categories: my child, baby, child, emotions, feelings,

Premium Member Guess Who
Who was a family show singer,
when her young daughter tried to be a dead ringer.
He brought her to life,
then she became  his wife.


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Categories: my child, child, color, dance, family,

Premium Member Bunnies Welcome Spring
As a kid I had three bunnies,
they were free I paid no moneys.
It was Easter time,
I had won them and they were all mine.
I had...

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Categories: my child, animal, child, dad, easter,

Book: Reflection on the Important Things