no helmet
it could be the end
of his wheelie
Categories:
motoring, travel,
Form: Senryu
A happy old camper, still motoring along
My life has been better than most
How come I'm blessed with such good fortune
Maybe cause I eat Shreddies by Post
A good breakfast is the most important meal
Starts every day off with a bang
Even if your lunch is burgers and fries
You won't get blubber overhang
Nuturists might have a hard time agreeing
Bout the lunch of burgers and fries
But I've lived a long life and still feel fine
So it's yummy McDonald's Supersize
One of my secrets is my limit of alcohol
Very rarely does this guy indulge
Clean living and staying the hell out of trouble
Has helped me control my bulge
So I give this advice freely without charge
You can benefit from my many years
Enjoy all the rest of your days here on earth
Don't fret if you grow a big rear
Categories:
motoring, happy,
Form: Rhyme
A happy old camper, still motoring along
My life has been better than most
How come I'm blessed with such good fortune
Maybe cause I eat Shreddies by Post
A good breakfast is the most important meal
Starts every day off with a bang
Even if your lunch is burgers and fries
You won't get blubberish overhang
Nutritionists might have a hard time agreeing
Bout the lunch of burgers and fries
But I've lived a long life and still feel fine
So it's yummy McDonald's Supersize
One of my secrets is my limit of alcohol
Very rarely does this guy indulge
Clean living and staying the hell out of trouble
Has helped me control my bulge
So I give this advice freely without charge
You can benefit from my many years
Enjoy all the rest of your days here on earth
Don't fret if you grow a big rear
Categories:
motoring, age,
Form: Verse
A happy old camper, still motoring along
My life has been better than most
How come I'm blessed with such good fortune
Maybe cause I eat Shreddies by Post
A good breakfast is the most important meal
Starts every day off with a bang
Even if your lunch is burgers and fries
You won't get blubber overhang
Nutritionists might have a hard time agreeing
Bout the lunch of burgers and fries
But I've lived a long life and still feel fine
So it's yummy McDonald's Supersize
One of my secrets is my limit of alcohol
Very rarely does this guy indulge
Clean living and staying the hell out of trouble
Has helped me control my bulge
So I give this advice freely without charge
You can benefit from my many years
Enjoy all the rest of your days here on earth
Don't fret if you grow a big rear
© Jack Ellison 2014
Categories:
motoring, happy, life,
Form: Quatrain
Lack of communication
causes much exaspiration
fill me in on where you are
in your mental motor car
maybe I can meet you there
we still have a lot to share
I 'll be there on roller skates
so you may just have to wait
Take your lead foot off the gas
look back at the things you've past
in your rearview see me there
right behind you ,I still care
when you crawled around my chair
when I used to wash your hair
no one knew you'd drive so far
in your mental motor car
Categories:
motoring, family, friendship, history, me,
Form: Couplet