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Funny Morning Poems

These Funny Morning poems are examples of Morning poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Morning Funny poems written by international poets.


Sunday Morning
they invite you in
like it’s sunday mass
like you’re welcome, 
you belong,
then the door slams behind you
so hard it shakes your past loose.
questions came fast:
“why are...

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Categories: morning, funny, gospel,



Premium Member Time My Funny Friend
"Time... Always here but never here." By Poet

Time my funny friend,
I cannot see you or feel you.
Yet time you are always with me,
from morning until...

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Categories: morning, fun, giggle, humor, time,

spring morning
Spring Morning

today, waking up, it was warmer, the winter 
had been cold at times, freezing electric heating
is not for those with a slim wallet

Today, we will...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: morning, absence, adventure, age,

Premium Member In the cold tub, at ten-thirty in the morning, I float like a wreck
In the cold tub, at ten-thirty in the morning, I float like a wreck after a week of drinking and gambling,
My body trembles, my mind...

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© Dan Enache  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: morning, fantasy,

Stars became the sun
Just fresh out of one of our drinking bars,
I looked up to the sky and saw some stars,
Drunkenness whispered to me t'was midday,
Why will stars...

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Categories: morning, confusion, drink, funny, hilarious,



Wake In Mourning
First thought when I wake up,
Is how much I miss you,
I think of the light in your eyes,
Your beautiful smile too,

Your infectious laughs,
The dreams I...

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Categories: morning, bereavement, death, grief, loss,

Premium Member Fluffy, the Fuzzy Bunny Ballad
Hopping across fields of happiness
Early-morning Fluffy rejoices in the edibles of earth
Glowing white and pearly, a real spunky bunny
Points her petite, pink nose upward to...

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Categories: morning, animal, april, celebration, easter,

No longer funny
Now that I've no money,
You said I'm a monkey,
You now think it's funny,
But it's no way funky.
You said I'm a donkey,
That's no longer swankie,
'Cos you're...

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Categories: journey, money, morning, youth,

Rush Hour
I run to my next class with industrious speed, I have to make it before the bell

Damn it, my car broke down the day before...

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Categories: morning, anxiety, funny, homework, humor,

Premium Member Pillow Talk
Morning grows over the water,
  Sending shivers to my lover!
  Have to get up and go their way,
  All night they have...

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© Kim Stone  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: morning, 12th grade, funny love,

Good Morning
I wake up in the morning,
with my joints all stiff and sore.
I reach for that magic tool,
I keep in the dresser drawer.

At first it starts...

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Categories: morning, poetry,

Saturday Morning
You wake up, and smell the warm scent of him laid next to you. 
How pleasant he sleeps. The man, how your hands trace the...

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© Kai Solis  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: morning, beautiful, love,

Morning Coffee Haiku
My morning coffee
Ready for the day but then 
Sudden gut movement...

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© Joel Clark  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: morning, funny,

Downtown Mission
Grand Hope Flower
CA Hospital over 
a century of healing
Construction din
all of downtown one 
enormous construction 
site with all its might 
peeling into daylight 

Executive traffic...

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Categories: morning, caregiving, culture, environment, good

The Morning Star of Love
My eyes glittered into the eyes
Of thee who cast a spell on my heart 
They glanced each other with pleasure 
Upon hearing thy contralto voice,
Or...

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Categories: morning, betrayal, emotions, feelings, first


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