Wedding Money Poems

(To be sang to the tune of Cruella De Ville)


Priscilla DeVille, Priscilla DeVille
If she doesnt marry you another one will
to date her is a costly...

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They say crime don't pay, we just left ST. Regis, in a two seater  Battista,  got rich off Coke cut with ether &...

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Spent hours choosing 
    my wife’s wedding ring

 Years later, for a babysitter
    made a couple calls
  ...

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I know how to find  

Something silver like a dime  

Just like brew in a stein  

I wanted it to be mine...

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Nice  --
Roll Dice
Paradise
Children throw Rice
Wedding scenes entice
Sugar and Spice
Edelweiss
Smile twice --
Price...

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For love or money
  Mara told her mummy
I'll sell my soul 
  for purest gold

Her mummy shivered
  What have I raised
Mum well...

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Sam N. Fish fell in love with a mermaid
At the wedding her gills started to fade
  After a cup of water
  She said,...

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There once were masks 
Used in drama class 
One was happy one was sad 
After the lecture the students mastered the art to hailing a...

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The History of Grown Children

When we are kids, 
we are told of God. 
It is easy to accept, 
a great Father in Heaven. 
No questions...

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Lies to Our Self

I will be okay. 
You, she, we, me, us...
are just fine. 
All the time, 
we talk too much, 
and not enough. 

Lose...

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Strong Voices, Fixed Opinions. 

"Bashing",
the political warfare, 
of the uncommon man. 
The rights of all those in power, 
ungodly "saints"...
that walk on higher ground, 
to...

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Whisper
 
A subtle current,
a fierce expression,
of a gentle feeling, 
wild,
powerful, 
no longer held contained 
by any restraint. 
 
Not weak, as may be expected, 
but...

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If Money Grew 

I would plant a garden. 
I would make every row, 
straight. 
They would be perfect, 
as hard work, 
produces the best crops....

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erotes might allow her to speak of you as her husband
might you meet the requirements of her conditions.
to become her husband she wishes these seven...

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Gazing out over the city 
from the rooftop bar, looking back at
the years of hard work at university, 
the wedding, 
the new house,
all the interminable...

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