WE ARE CANADIAN, EH?
...WE ARE CANADIAN, EH?
We came across the Bering Strait twelve thousand years ago.
We didn't linger long up there – 'twas 99 below!
We wandered south while looking for a Timmy's 'round each bend,...
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Categories:
molson, humor, pride, song,
Form: Rhyme
The Creation of Adam
...God was giving him something
I'm sure of that
look at the way his hand is,
fingers folding around nothing
it must've gotten painted over
so what was it
a Big Mac? a Mars bar?
no, thi...
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Categories:
molson, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Another Beer
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I open the fridge, and what do I see here?
Why did you buy another case of beer?
You already have Bud, Coors, Miller, and Heineken.
Now added to the list are some bottles of Molson.
Our...
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Categories:
molson, drink,
Form: Rhyme
The Hockey Player
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If I believed in re-incarnation,
my dream would be to return
on the gleaming ice!
Watching the great Zamboni with
my team!
I love the idea of removing gloves...
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Categories:
molson, hockey,
Form: Free verse
Please Do Not Ask Me
...Please, do not ask me...
To pee in a cup!
Oh, that divine thrill an MD commands!
To have us pee in a cup~an experience so
far from thrilling,
Especially, even more so,if your bladder is
not w...
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Categories:
molson, hockey, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Drinking My Way Through the Abcs
...Apple pucker gets things started.
Bacardi Limon, with Sprite of course.
Cactus Juice, on the rocks.
Dirty mother, one of my Kahlua faves.
Eggnog, now even more so my Christmas fave.
French Conne...
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Categories:
molson, food, funny, imagination, life,
Form: ABC