God was giving him something
I'm sure of that
look at the way his hand is,
fingers folding around nothing
it must've gotten painted over
so what was it
a Big Mac? a Mars bar?
no, this is the creation of the first man
I know, a Molson Golden!
no, look at the extension —
it had to have been …
a gun?
(my take on the Sistene Chapel!)
Categories:
molson, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
I open the fridge, and what do I see here?
Why did you buy another case of beer?
You already have Bud, Coors, Miller, and Heineken.
Now added to the list are some bottles of Molson.
Our refrigerator doesn't seem to have room to spare.
Do you mind if I take some to wash my hair?
Categories:
molson, drink,
Form: Rhyme
If I believed in re-incarnation,
my dream would be to return
on the gleaming ice!
Watching the great Zamboni with
my team!
I love the idea of removing gloves!
And going at it fist to fist!
I'd be in the penalty box quite often.
For my team I would do anything!
and not for a second soften!
Our goal? Lord Stanley, of course
And pretty girls...quite often!
Pass the Molson, eh?
Yes, a hockey player, that's me!
5/24/2019
10am PST
Categories:
molson, hockey,
Form: Free verse
Please, do not ask me...
To pee in a cup!
Oh, that divine thrill an MD commands!
To have us pee in a cup~an experience so
far from thrilling,
Especially, even more so,if your bladder is
not willing!
You have to call in an unhappy staff member,
To run the water for you, as when you
were a child, now,recall do!
And she has to sing "Tiny Bubbles in the
Water" to you, too?
More embarrassment comes, when only two
drops fall in that ignominious plastic cup.
And your name is emblazoned on the
outside of it, much like the Stanley Cup!
Perhaps, I should carry it above my head?
As the great,Wayne Gretzky once did!
To the cheers and applause of the others,
Hysterical and believing..that I truly and
Absolutely lost my lid!
Bring on the Molson, eh?
Panagiota Romios
3/9/2019
Categories:
molson, hockey, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Apple pucker gets things started.
Bacardi Limon, with Sprite of course.
Cactus Juice, on the rocks.
Dirty mother, one of my Kahlua faves.
Eggnog, now even more so my Christmas fave.
French Connection, takes me to France for next to nothing.
Gin and tonic, just to try it.
Hypnotiq, I'm hooked on it.
Incredible Hulk, he'll tear you up.
Jack Daniels, my new best friend.
Kahlua, add it to coffee...mmmm mmmm good.
Long Island Iced Tea, one is not enough for me.
Malibu and Coke for an island escape.
Nuttini, the only martini that I will touch.
Ouzo, Greeks can keep this for themselves, I wouldn't mind one bit.
Pina coladas, problems soon forgotten.
Quince liqueur, if I have the time.
Rusty Nail, the kind I don't mind if I encounter.
Sex on the beach, now that's always fun.
Tequila one, tequila two, tequila three, tequila floor.
U-238, the only bomb I wanna be blown away by.
Velvet Hammer, can pound on me anytime.
Whiskey, Irish whiskey, preferably...goes down smooth, doesn't burn.
***, the Molson that will wreak havoc with my head.
York Peppermint Patty shot when my breath needs refreshing.
Zima, for something to break the ice.
Categories:
molson, food, funny, imagination, life,
Form: ABC