Please Do Not Ask Me

Please, do not ask me... To pee in a cup! Oh, that divine thrill an MD commands! To have us pee in a cup~an experience so far from thrilling, Especially, even more so,if your bladder is not willing! You have to call in an unhappy staff member, To run the water for you, as when you were a child, now,recall do! And she has to sing "Tiny Bubbles in the Water" to you, too? More embarrassment comes, when only two  drops fall in that ignominious plastic cup. And your name is emblazoned on the  outside of it, much like the Stanley Cup! Perhaps, I should carry it above my head? As the great,Wayne Gretzky once did! To the cheers and applause of the others, Hysterical and believing..that I truly and Absolutely lost my lid! Bring on the Molson, eh? Panagiota Romios 3/9/2019