Funny Missing You Poems
These Funny Missing You poems are examples of Missing You poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Missing You Funny poems written by international poets.
It's a funny
strange thing
When you're not around
Like the lack
of a smile
On a circus clown
Or a ferris wheel,
With all empty seats
a candied apple, More tart than sweet
Like a merry-go-round
That looks kind of scary
Or that huge prize teddy
You're not here to carry
An amusement park, On a winters day
And as long as you're gone
That's the way it will staaaaaaay
Categories:
missing you, lonely, longing, loss, lost
My heart cried
Please loved him no more.
It hurt more and more than before.
My brain questioned
Why did you keep on thinking of him for?
You should practise
"Out of sight, out of mind"
My eyes pleaded
Where has he been all these days?
I wanted to see him just one more time.
Why was he so hard to find?
Made me wondering days and nights,
Would he still be sitting at the same place?
At the desk to surf on the internet as always.
My nose sniffed:
He had strange odour, but it was quite unique.
At the corners of my lips,
My round dimples tipped
He also had two but elongated in shape,
And they appeared each time he grinned.
His face was almost perfect,
Except a calculus on the buccul of his tooth.
By now my hairs proudly tousled,
I kept your neck warm in winter
And gave you shades in summer.
But he had none what so ever.
My legs were short and stout,
His legs were long but could not play
The swings in the play ground.
Has my brain teased or cheered my heart?
When and will he mend my broken heart?
No words to describe his eyes,
I hardly looked at them due to being shy.
Categories:
missing you, cheer up, for him,
Al Jaffee
He is missed MADly.
A rascal at heart,
smiles to impart.
Categories:
missing you, crazy, fun, funny, humor,
No pen for a pocket
No purpose with a pull
No left with a reason
No right with a rule
No lessons on Tuesday
No Wednesday at home
No makes for the model
No data on the phone
No recess like play tag
No fair with a wheel
No loving in a leaving
No steady for a deal
No next with rear view
No backseat like here
No address at Taylor rd.
No love seat like dear
No easy with an answer
No always with a true
No echoes at here that
No misses there but you
Categories:
missing you, allusion, conflict, funny love,
There's a certain cunning ham named Tom
Who once crafted limericks with aplomb
Lately, no funny new lims
Has Tom's funny bone dimmed -- NO
His computer's been infected with ROM!
Categories:
funny, missing you, poets,
Welcome back PoetrySoup!
What the heck happened
Will we ever know the scoop?
Did the Aliens get you or better yet
Homeland security put your servers on a jet.
Or you bet all your money on Facebook stock
and the sun-cream fiasco put you in a head-lock?
Wait! The server caught COVID - which must be a first -
And your back online because its over the worst?
What ever it was - I’m REALLY glad to see you -
‘Cause I’m a half-assed poet who REALLY needs you.
Welcome backkkkkkkkkkkkk!
Categories:
missing you, culture, funny, horror, humor,
Once active, my muse has gone on strike
I said come back, she said go take a hike!
I tried dipping my pen in dark ink
hand on brow; I’ve attempted to think
I began writing a very sad sonnet -
ended up with a second rate nonet!
Next I thought I would write a fun verse
t’was not funny it sounded quite terse
Guess my muse has just drifted away
I think she’s gone on a long holiday!
Now abroad she is on a sojourn
and I wonder when she will return
Till then I’m a part time poet
I’m bereft and I really know it!
Part time poet Contest
Sponsored by Michelle Faulkner
6/7/19
Categories:
humorous, missing you, muse,
sad
alone
without you
my husky girls
such a joy to me
beautiful in and out
gave me everything you could
making me laugh everyday
my natasha, nikita, maya
forever my girls, forever my heart
Categories:
missing you, beautiful, dog, funny, heartbreak,
It's funny, how the first precious gift you've given me
Had coincided with a certain song I keep hearing.
I always started dreaming of seeing you again,
After I made our friendship disappear for two years.
I went from crying tears of sadness to tears of gladness.
The skies and the seas are always my true blues,
Seas that were as deep as me missing you.
The sky is where the gift that came from you and flew away.
It came back to me spiritually, my old strength returned again.
My memories of me and you shall never end,
Because I know, that no matter where I go,
My blue bird of happiness will always show me the way back
To where we last left each other.
Now I truly feel that we are best friends for real.
Seems like we'll be friends forever, even if we're not,
Then I will always keep my most prized treasures.
Because you were one of my best friends.
Thank you, my friend for my blue bird of happiness.
Categories:
missing you, best friend, bird, friendship,
I will lie
I wil cheat
I wil repeat
For you
I will crash a car
I will climb Mount Everest
I will set the world on fire
For you
I will empty the Pacific
I will swim the whole Nile
I will move Kilimanjaro
For you
Categories:
missing you, beauty, best friend, blessing,
One sheep, two sheep,
Three sheep, four,
These sleepless nights,
Oh hell here's some more,
It's one in the morning,
I'm still counting sheep,
Hoping that the next one,
Puts me out so far deep,
For I am ready to be,
Where my eyes are shut,
So I can get to that moment,
And out of this rut,
By dreaming about good times,
When you are always around,
It's like your right here,
What is that sound,
Well hell it's my alarm,
Didn't even see what’s true,
Because those damn sheep stopped me,
From dreaming about you!!
Categories:
missing you, funny, how i feel,
love walks into a bar
sees hope drinkin' it away;
what's wrong, love asks
nothing's wrong, hope replies,
nothing is wrong...
love turns to fate the bartender
and orders two shots of everything.
Categories:
missing you, anxiety, beautiful, betrayal, change,
Untimely lessons as i saw you there again
just like always id notice the cringle
in your forehead that dimple in your chin
that funny way your eyes light up every time
i enter the room i shall always remember
your infectious laugh causing a chain
of reactions of humility holding nothing back
well I'll miss you even more now
that i remembered Christmas..
Categories:
missing you, christmas,
I had witten this piece some time ago
For Who ? now I know.........
Missing You
It's a funny strange thing
When you're not around
Like the lack of a smile
On a circus clown
Like a ferris wheel
With all empty seats
Or a candied apple
More tart than sweet
Or a merry-go-round
That looks kind of scary
Or that huge prize teddy
To big to carry
Like an amusement park
On a winters day
And as long as you're gone
That's the way it will stay
Categories:
missing you, absence, change, feelings, friendship,
TAKEN TO SOON
A piece of my heart died today.
Benny left us here cause he couldn't stay.
There was so many things he wanted to say.
We will all miss him while he's on heavens way.
He was so funny and had a great smile.
Telling us jokes was just his style.
He was a wonderful son and a loving dad.
If he was your friend he was the best you ever had.
Micheal,Geno,Buddy,Daniel,Kevin,Dustin the list is so long.
Now all of his friends will have to stay strong.
His life wasn't long but he left us three treasure's.
Ashley,Morgan,Daniel his love for them can't be measured.
We all will always love and miss you Benny.
From all your friends there are so many.
In loving memory of Benjamin Joseph Hamilton Born 08/03/76 Died 11/23/11
Teresa Skyles
Categories:
missing you, cancer, death, farewell, missing