The Clumsy Ghost's Moonlit Mishaps
A ghost set out one moonlit night,
His tattered sheet made quite the sight.
He’d planned to haunt with eerie flair,
But his faint glow was thin and rare.
He floated high, then snagged a tree,
His sheet got stuck—oh, woe was he!
The owls all hooted, “What’s this mess?
You’re less a spook, more fancy dress!”
He tried to wail, to chill
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Categories:
mishaps, fantasy, funny, humor,
Form: Free verse
Collapse Caused Mishaps Horn Haiku
Collapse Caused Mishaps Horn Haiku
when causing mishaps
we would presume and perhaps
could create a collapse
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Categories:
mishaps, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Many Claps Caused Mishaps
had heard many claps
created total collapse
was quite a mishaps
According to Latest News on MSNBC.
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Categories:
mishaps, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Mishaps and Miracles
Mishaps can result in delitescent miracles... :)
as butterflies can breathe via hidden spiracles
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Categories:
mishaps, analogy, butterfly, creation, introspection,
Form: Couplet
A Dream World
Are we living in a dream world
Contrasting the real world
When we're small
We started dreaming
A dream world appeared suddenly
In front of the real world
Are we still living there
No,we aren't
Now even frustrations and mishaps we face
Still
We're full of hopes and expectations
We face,we fight,we wish and we pray
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Categories:
mishaps, childhood, dream, prayer,
Form: Free verse
Taking Naps Caused a Mishaps
Taking Naps Caused a Mishaps
What I was told about taking knaps,
They may cause a mental mishaps,
Shortness of mind,
After left behind,
Which will be of time a long lapse.
Jim Horn
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Categories:
mishaps, allegory, analogy,
Form: Manqabat
Missteps, Mistakes and Mishaps
Missteps, mishaps and mistakes
In a World of tears and fears
A world of half light and shadows
Where night is a fool… days last for years
And the only way out…is the gallows
Terrible are the times in a man’s life
When feelings of kinship
Seem lost in the night
And hatred diminishes the light
…After all It all ends in tears and
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Categories:
mishaps, abuse, angst, appreciation, emotions,
Form: Free verse
Mishaps
Mishaps
Our mistakes only become mishaps when we refuse to use them as stepping stones to take the next step
07122016 PS Contest: Give Me Your Best One Liner, by Silent One
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Categories:
mishaps, adventure, confidence, courage, dedication,
Form: Prose Poetry
Road Mishaps
Their honks were like buzzes
From a desperate housefly;
Streams of smoke blurred the air
As the metallic insects cued up
On the road beaming the light of the night
Like a trapped lampyridae in a race-field
Its moves in snail-pace
Overtaking the unfortunate scraps
With broken eyes and disfigured body
Again, the honk increases
Like a trumpet from an elephant nostril
There came a monstrous
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Categories:
mishaps, journey,
Form: Free verse
Holiday Mishaps
The room looks over and starts to chuckle.
An oddly beautiful stream of cider
Erupting from the nose of my uncle.
Kids waiting for a Christmas night rider,
All hoping to finally see Saint Nick.
Aunty Mary stands up and starts to twirl,
Nigh knocking over a lamp, she stops quick,
And she instead flattens the nearest girl.
Family running to see if
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Categories:
mishaps, childhood, family, funny, holiday,
Form: Sonnet
Mishaps and Misunderstandings
"Never once had he felt so bad."
The man told his good friend
"I don't know what happened, I'm sad"
His friend thought he had seen the end
What happened then, that night before
He had been talking to someone else
But after the fact his friend made him sore
He wanted him all to himself
No bad intentions, no leading on
It's not
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Categories:
mishaps, confusion, loss, lost love,
Form: I do not know?
Fireworks Mishaps
(This is a fictional poem)
On July the 4th I decided to light a firecracker with my cigarette.
It was something I soon lived to regret.
I accidentally threw my cigarette to the ground and put the firecracker in my mouth.
It exploded and all of my teeth came flying out.
After lighting a roman candle, the contents came down
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Categories:
mishaps, angst, funny, loss,
Form: I do not know?