Holiday Mishaps

The room looks over and starts to chuckle. An oddly beautiful stream of cider Erupting from the nose of my uncle. Kids waiting for a Christmas night rider, All hoping to finally see Saint Nick. Aunty Mary stands up and starts to twirl, Nigh knocking over a lamp, she stops quick, And she instead flattens the nearest girl. Family running to see if she is fine, We end up running into each other. Dinner’s done, I head for the starting line, And I’m elbowed in the face by brother. It wouldn’t be family, well I assume, Lack a trip to the emergency room.