Methane Poems - Poems about Methane

Life goes quickly growing up from the use of a commodore 65. Perforated print paper Really takes your energy. Fold and Tear! Fold and Tear! Every so often the edges With the holes placed every millimeter amuse me for atleast five minutes. Jump to ten years later as I sign up for my first email through AOL. Still my main...

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What can we do to avoid further mess as our indulgent ways cause climate stress? Seems we’ve a problem with our livestock gas, the methane from the digestion of grass. With see-o-two it joins there in the blue and making much worse mankind’s evil brew. Is it not time that we stop eating meat and change to a...

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I'm Olive, a once flatulent cow. Spinach is all I eat now. That silly green grass is a thing of the past, for a new wind is blowing this hour. To methane reduction all power! If you're a cow too, show assent by a moo. Comment: What could be odder than this switch to new fodder?...

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Methane is a gas and don't we know it Quite difficult to be near it and go unnoticed Phew hold your honker Some are real shockers They can clear the surrounding forests of foliage...

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Humans create methane faster than earth can remove it Like a NASA launching site, a gaseous substance does emit Two and a half times the pollution Since the Industrial Revolution So let's all stop farting, that disgusting habit to quit...

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Her name was Methane Bertha And if you met you'd know why There's always a southern wind blowing Everyone she meets holds their nose And then says goodbye. She eats nothing but sprouts coffee and beans She has a massive deriaire and isn't very clean Bertha once had a date At last it was her fate But it's so hard to kiss someone With a...

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